Cristian YoungMiller

Books

Samurai Zombie Hunter
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 67,450. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
An infected priest stumbles out of the jungles of South American; 10 years later the zombie infection has spread across the globe. Out of this pre-apocalyptic world emerges Donavan Leeds, an ordinary man who dreams of becoming a Samurai. Van hires out his samurai sword and a river of zombie blood follows. Blinded by love and a secret, Van must decide who to kill to prevent the zombie apocalypse.
Everybody vs The Ferret 3: If You Touch It, It Will Come
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,340. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Warning: Adult Humor. In Everybody vs The Ferret 3: If You Touch It, It Will Come, the girl fruitheads discover a mysterious button on their body that when pressed transports them to a beautiful world full of unicorns and rainbows. But when the boys discover their own mysterious buttons, a battle breaks out between the boys and girls over who will rule the magical realm.
Everybody vs The Ferret 2: Wrap Your Melons
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,850. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Warning: Adult Humor In ‘Everybody vs The Ferret 2: Wrap Your Melons,’ the girl fruitheads discover the magical power of going bra-less and they unleash that power in their never ending quest to rule the school. The boys', who are under the girls' spell must then rescue themselves and the school before the power of bra-lessness consumes everybody and takes over the world.
Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle
Price: Free! Words: 8,490. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Warning: Adult Humor. In Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle, the boy fruitheads elicit the help of a internet obsessed talking ferret to get revenge for a humiliating stunt orchestrated by the girl fruitheads. The dreaded Michael Jackson device is enabled.
Fixing Cupid
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,730. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ben Bonner is an uptight, conservative lawyer who has everything except for love. After one heart break too many, his best friend Carey arranges for him to move in with a magical character named Jack. Urban legend has it that whoever lives with Jack will immediately find their soul mate and live happily ever after.
Happiness May Vary
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 93,400. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Men's sexuality, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Some people find happiness by listening to their hearts, others their minds, but Ben listens to his alcoholic, verbally abusive penis and things don't work out quite as planned. 'Happiness May Vary' is a story about what happens when two heads are not necessarily better than one.'
The First Day After Life
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 115,950. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
'The First Day After Life' is about a psychic who dies and then tours the afterlife looking for God so that God can explain to him why his life didn't turn out the way that he expected. The story flips back and forth between his human life and the one after to show how the afterlife came into existence and to explain why bad things happen to good people.
Everybody Masturbates for Girls
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 4,270. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2010 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(3.00 from 1 review)
Candy is a 10 year old girl that has discovered something that feels really good. But after being yelled at for doing it, it's up to Candy's mom to explain to Candy that it's OK to feel good and that there's a proper place to do it. Respectfully Discusses: - What is masturbation - Why it feels good - Who does it - Where it's appropriate - Masturbation hygiene - and more
Everybody Has Those Thoughts So It Doesn't Mean You're Gay
Price: Free! Words: 6,290. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2010 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Young adult or teen » LGBTQ+
(3.00 from 1 review)
Jack is a 13 year old boy that has been having confusing thoughts. And after his friends laughed at him for it, it's up to Jack's dad to help Jack to understand; why he's having those thoughts, and to explain to Jack that everybody has those thoughts once in a while. Respectfully Discusses: - Why straight people can have gay thoughts - The Kinsey Scale
Everybody Masturbates
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 2,970. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2010 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Growing Up, Nonfiction » Relationships & Family » Sex education
About the Story: Billy is a 10 year old boy with a big problem. His older brother just told him that he was going to grow hair on his hands. Now it's up to Billy's dad to explain to Billy that what he was doing was normal and OK. Respectfully Discusses: - What is masturbation - Why it feel good - Who does it - Where it's appropriate - Masturbation hygiene - and more
Happiness thru the Art of... Penis Enlargement: A 'Novel Guide' to Jelqing, the G-Spot, How to Last Longer in Bed, and Other Sexual Secrets
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 93,260. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2010 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Coming of age
Ben, a good-natured guy, has lived his entire life with an alcoholic, verbally abusive penis named 'The Brotha'. When both realize that they are unhappy with their lives, they start a homorous journey towards happiness which only begins when they find a guide to penis enlargement and other sexual secrets.

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