Camestros Felapton


Camestros Felapton is an extended cosplay of a pair of syllogisms and their adventures in cyberspace. He is also the manager and amanuensis for Timothy the Talking Cat.

Smashwords Interview

What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
Timothy usually starts target practice in the library where I sleep. It isn't just the gunfire that wakes me but the damage he does to the books and furniture.
Does your cat really write these books or is it you pretending to be your cat?
The actual TYPING is done by the meat robot. That is a bio sentient machine that runs a variety of simulators and concept generators and consumes organics for energy. The ideas, much of the words, whole sentences etc are devised by Timothy and I fix things up. Then the robot types it all out.
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Where to find Camestros Felapton online


The Felapton Digest 2017
Price: Free! Words: 55,460. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: April 7, 2018. Categories: Essay » Literature, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
An exciting compilation of essay, pictures and nonsense from the 2018 Hugo Award Finalist for Best Fanwriter, Camestros Felapton.
McEdifice Returns
Price: Free! Words: 30,880. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: December 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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From Timothy the Talking Cat and Straw Puppy comes Chiseled McEdifice’s latest and greatest adventure. All he wanted was a peaceful life after decades of fighting evil but a cowardly attack sets him off on a bicycle ride of revenge and into an adventure across space and time.
There Will Be Walrus: First Volume V
Price: Free! Words: 22,180. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: May 13, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Military, Essay » Political
Timothy the Talking Cat made me publish this. I'm so very, very sorry. Camestros Felapton

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