Lance Carbuncle


The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle was born sometime during the last millennium and he’s been getting bigger, older and uglier ever since. Carbuncle is an ordained minister with the Church of Spiritual Humanism. Carbuncle doesn’t eat deviled eggs and he doesn’t drink cheap beer. Carbuncle doesn’t wear sock garters. Carbuncle does tell stories. Carbuncle’s stories are channeled through a pathetic little man who has to work a respectable job during the days in order to feed the infestation of children in his house. Carbuncle's first novel, Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed, and his recently released Grundish and Askew are sold through and More reviews of Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed, and Grundish and Askew can be found on Amazon and

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Sloughing Off the Rot
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 77,540. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
John the Revelator awakens in a cave with no memory of his prior life. Guided along El Camino de la Muerte by a demented madman and a philosophical giant, John sets out on a quest to fill in his blank slate and slough off the rot of his soul. Sloughing Off the Rot is part dark comedy road trip, part spiritual quest, and part horror story.
Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,860. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The debut novel by cult fiction favorite Lance Carbuncle, Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is the story of one man's almost unnatural love for his dog, Idjit Galoot, and the adventures, perils, and absurd characters that he encounters when he sets out on a road trip to locate and save his best friend.
Grundish and Askew
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 82,440. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lance Carbuncle's second novel (Reader Views 2009 Literary Awards, First Place, Humor) drags the reader face first through this wild, deranged crime spree of a tale. Open the pages and see what happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree. Relax, enjoy, but don't sit too close or you might get some on you.

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