Claudia D. Zawa

Biography

Claudia D. Zawa is the author of "Nasty Vampire Nun" and other tales of paranormal pleasure. She lives in Honolulu, Hawaii. Receive notifications of new releases! Simply visit her profile page at Smashwords and click the button labeled "Subscribe to Author Alerts". When she releases a new book, you will receive an alert.

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Books

Get Zombie: 8-Book Set
Price: Free! Words: 192,960. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Zombies... Ghosts... Vampires... Hawaii? Get your dose of high weirdness in this dark comedy collection. Includes eight books: How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter, Get Kilt: A Zombie Pill, Sweat Zombies, The Zombie Hunter's Bible, Filipino Vampire, Cutthroat Heroes, Ghost City, Aloha Mannequins, and a preview of Transdolphin (aka The Weredolphin).
Sweat Zombies
Price: Free! Words: 15,240. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A lovesick alcoholic joins a fitness center and gets more than he paid for. Pain, sweat, tears, zombies....No one said getting over depression would be easy. A horror comedy novelette.
Transdolphin: AKA The Weredolphin
Price: Free! Words: 58,780. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Noah's Ark has never been found...until now. Inside the colossal boat, an archaeologist discovers the power of an ancient creature that could finally rid Oahu of law-breaking werewolves. A horror comedy novel.
Cutthroat Heroes
Price: Free! Words: 25,400. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Are you lonely? At Cutthroat Heroes, we can cure your wretchedness by injecting a “love ghost” into the heart of that special someone and make them fall in love with you. Call your local priest today for details! (A fantasy comedy novella.)
Ghost City
Price: Free! Words: 30,050. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Trapped on an island of ghosts, a surviving zombie hunter writes about his early training days, his stint as an exorcist, and run-ins with a gangster Pope. A horror comedy novella.
Get Kilt: A Zombie Pill
Price: Free! Words: 22,060. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
An energy pill called Kilt turns the elderly into overactive, dangerous zombies. Time for the walking dead to Get Kilt. A horror comedy novella.
Filipino Vampire
Price: Free! Words: 24,750. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A popular monster from the Philippines, known as an aswang, terrorizes the island of Oahu. It's up to one little girl to put a stop to the beast's reign of panic. A dark fantasy novella.
Ambulance Masters
Price: Free! Words: 68,120. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An insecure writer gets involved in the dangerous world of ambulance chicken, illegal lobotomies, and zombie farming. A bizarre novel.
How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter
Price: Free! Words: 12,650. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Yes, there are zombies, even in Hawaii. A foolish, lonely writer learns this the hard way from a beautiful woman who claims to be a hunter of the living dead. (Note to self: Next time, when a stranger on the internet wants to see you, just say no.) A horror comedy novelette.
Aloha Mannequins
Price: Free! Words: 38,480. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hawaii has its secrets. From goth clubs to insane dolphin activists that wear full-body dolphin suits, Aloha Mannequins will open the eyes of any tourist. A dark comedy novella.
The Zombie Hunter's Bible
Price: Free! Words: 30,090. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A horror comedy novella. (Editor's Note: Information contained within these pages is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not murder people because they have been bitten by "zombies".)
Vampire Lesbian Train
Price: Free! Words: 5,700. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A woman on a train falls in love with a seductive vampire queen. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Includes a sample from Zombie OBGYN. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Parental supervision is advised.
Lesbian Masters
Price: Free! Words: 4,020. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica
Vengeful lesbians go to war against an evil military of men in beautiful Hawaii. (Continuation of description deleted due to shocking content.) Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of bizarre, sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. May induce disturbing dreams if read before sleep. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Lusty College: 3 Sensual Stories
Price: Free! Words: 11,520. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica
Three hot stories guaranteed to satisfy your carnal cravings. Includes: Hawaii Lesbian College, Vampire Love Train, and Lusty Werewolf In Space. Publisher's Note: These stories contain explicit scenes of bizarre, sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. May induce disturbing dreams if read before sleep. Includes bonus sample from Nasty Vampire Nun.
Lusty Werewolf In Space
Price: Free! Words: 3,930. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
The captain of a doomed spaceship escapes to Jupiter: A planet ruled by werewolves. (Continuation of description deleted due to shocking content.) Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of bizarre, sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. May induce disturbing dreams if read before sleep. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Hawaii Lesbian College
Price: Free! Words: 4,710. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
From Claudia D. Zawa, author of Vampire Pleasure Train, comes a new tale of surreal sensuality. Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensual activity involving women in a sorority. (Continuation of description deleted due to shocking content.) All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Vampire Exorcist Train: 6 Sensual Stories
Price: Free! Words: 22,560. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
Six hot stories guaranteed to satisfy your carnal cravings. Includes: Vampire Pleasure Train, Nasty Vampire Nun, Brainwashing Lesbians, and The Sensual Exorcist trilogy. Publisher's Note: These stories contain explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Suicide Jump Vampires.
Sensual Exorcist: Books 1-3
Price: Free! Words: 10,340. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
The Sensual Exorcist trilogy. Alexa isn't your normal exorcist. She uses her sensual abilities to cast out demons, and she gets paid to do it. Her life is perfect. What could go wrong? Publisher's Note: These stories contain explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Sensual Exorcist: Book 3
Price: Free! Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
In this final installment of Sensual Exorcist, Alexa gives in to temptation and lets Harry turn her into a demon. With her greed now at an all-time high, she vows to kill Satan and become the Queen of Hell. Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are over eighteen. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Nasty Vampire Nun.
Vampire Love Train: And Other Stories
Price: Free! Words: 12,490. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » General
Three hot stories guaranteed to satisfy your carnal cravings. Includes: Vampire Love Train, Vera's Possession, and Sensual Exorcist: Book 1. Publisher's Note: These stories contain explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Sensual Exorcist: Book 2
Price: Free! Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
Alexa and her friends retreat into the woods to avoid the monsters. With Harry's leg injured, she is determined to do whatever it takes to protect him. Will he make it out alive? Find out in this second installment of Sensual Exorcist. Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are over eighteen. Adult readers only. Includes sample from Killer Judge.
Vera's Possession
Price: Free! Words: 5,600. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
An exorcist is seduced by a gorgeous woman possessed by a demon. (Continuation of description deleted due to offensive content.) Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Seduction Hills: 6 Sensual Stories
Price: Free! Words: 23,290. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Six hot stories guaranteed to satisfy your carnal cravings. Includes: Vampire Pleasure Train, Nasty Vampire Nun, Brainwashing Lesbians, Sensual Exorcist: Book 1, Killer Judge, and Suicide Jump Vampires. Publisher's Note: These stories contain explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only.
Pleasure And Demons: 3 Sensual Stories
Price: Free! Words: 12,480. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
Demons! Judges! Vampires! Three hot stories guaranteed to satisfy your carnal cravings. Includes: Sensual Exorcist: Book 1, Killer Judge, and Suicide Jump Vampires. Publisher's Note: These stories contain explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Sensual Exorcist: Book 1
Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
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Alexa isn't your normal exorcist. She uses her sensual abilities to cast out demons, and she gets paid to do it. Her life is perfect: pleasurable job, big condo, new boyfriend... What could go wrong? Find out in this first installment of Sensual Exorcist. Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only.
Eight Mouths Of Horror: 8 Terrifying Tales
Price: Free! Words: 29,220. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This collection of short stories by Claudia D. Zawa includes: Vampire Lesbian Train, Vampire Love Farm, Suicide Love Vampires, Vampire Hunter In Love, Killer Judge, Chocolate Vampire Santa, Billionaire Werewolf Farm, and Zombie OBGYN. Warning: These stories are so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. They're that scary. Parental supervision is advised.
Horrorcifica: 4 Terrifying Tales
Price: Free! Words: 15,010. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This collection of short stories by Claudia D. Zawa includes: Killer Judge, Chocolate Vampire Santa, Billionaire Werewolf Farm, and Zombie OBGYN. Warning: These stories are so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Or in the very least find yourself with a mild headache. They're that scary. Parental supervision is advised. Includes a sample from Vampire Lesbian Train.
Suicide Love Vampires
Price: Free! Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
(The non-sensual version of the short story Suicide Jump Vampires.) Two vampires escape from a military experiment and prove their love for each other by jumping off a building. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Or in the very least find yourself with a mild headache. It's that scary. Parental supervision is advised.
Vampire Lust Train: 3 Sensual Stories
Price: Free! Words: 13,540. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Vampires! Nuns! Lesbians! Three hot stories guaranteed to satisfy your carnal cravings. Includes: Vampire Pleasure Train, Nasty Vampire Nun, and Brainwashing Lesbians. Publisher's Note: These stories contain explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Suicide Jump Vampires.
Brainwashing Lesbians
Price: Free! Words: 4,320. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » General
A demented governor of a small town vows to “cure” lesbianism with her brainwashing machine. (Continuation of description deleted due to shocking content.) Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Killer Judge
Price: Free! Words: 5,620. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
A retired zombie hunter goes after his daughter's abusive boyfriend. (Continuation of description deleted due to shocking content.) Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Zombie OBGYN
Price: Free! Words: 4,950. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A demon falls out of a woman's vagina and turns people into zombies. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Includes a sample from Vampire Lesbian Train. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Parental supervision is advised.
Nasty Vampire Nun
Price: Free! Words: 5,530. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
A vampire queen living in an ancient pirate ship seduces a suicidal, nasty nun. (Continuation of description deleted due to shocking content.) Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Billionaire Werewolf Farm
Price: Free! Words: 4,040. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Vampires! Werewolves! And more! Visit our farm to see your favorite monster! (Warning: Your daughter might fall in love with a werewolf.)" From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Includes a sample from Vampire Lesbian Train. Parental supervision is advised.
Chocolate Vampire Santa
Price: Free! Words: 3,980. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Santa Claus turns a woman into a vampire and takes her to the North Pole. Mrs. Claus is not pleased. Warning: This short story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Or in the very least find yourself with a mild headache. It's that scary. Parental supervision is advised. Includes a sample from Vampire Lesbian Train. Read on, adventurer...if you dare!
Vampire Lesbian Train: And Other Stories
Price: Free! Words: 14,920. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
This collection of short stories by Claudia D. Zawa includes: Vampire Lesbian Train, Vampire Love Farm, Suicide Love Vampires, and Vampire Hunter In Love. Warning: These stories are so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Or in the very least find yourself with a mild headache. They're that scary. Parental supervision is advised.
Vampire Love Farm
Price: Free! Words: 3,960. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A goth girl works at a farm where billionaires go to “play” with vampires. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Or in the very least find yourself with a mild headache. Parental supervision is advised.
Suicide Jump Vampires
Price: Free! Words: 5,140. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
Two vampires escape from a military experiment and prove their love for each other by jumping off a building. (Continuation of description deleted due to shocking content.) Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Vampire Hunter In Love
Price: Free! Words: 4,590. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A woman transforms herself into the ultimate hunter to save her vampire lover from an evil witch. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes a new short story of unholy evil. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Includes a sample from Vampire Lesbian Train. Read on, adventurer...if you dare!
Vampire Love Train
Price: Free! Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensually bizarre activity involving women and vampires on a train. (Continuation of description deleted due to shocking content.) For adult readers only. The characters in this story are over 18. May induce disturbing dreams if read before sleep. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Pleasure Train.
Vampire Pleasure Train
Price: Free! Words: 5,610. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
A woman on a train falls in love with a seductive vampire queen. (Continuation of description deleted due to shocking content.) Publisher's Note: This story contains explicit scenes of sensual activity. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult readers only. Includes bonus sample from Nasty Vampire Nun.

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