Consito Ramirez


Consito Ramirez writes things - comics, short stories, comics. He's the immigrant politicians have been warning you about (not the rapist, just a guy who’s here to steal jobs from native born, redneck, science-fiction writers).

Someone said his writing was like Douglas Adams or Kurt Vonnegut sometimes, and just perverse at other times. Since Consito loves both of those authors, and is a pervert, he took the casual comment as definitive proof that he should share his writing with the world. Now he's on a quest even more difficult than writing a book, selling a book.

When he’s not writing inappropriate stories in Starbucks, he’s busy sailing, horseback riding, and stealing other antiquated means of transportation from rich people.

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Where to find Consito Ramirez online


Ms. Halo
Price: Free! Words: 15,750. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ms. Halo is a unique, comical look at what colonization and first contact could mean for human life. No cities are destroyed, no federations are formed. For the alien overlord Ms. Halo, humans are valued for their companionship and cuteness, but that love comes with a price.
Scoop Trendworthy
Price: Free! Words: 5,960. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The Talcott Tribune ( is a below-average news aggregation website with one good writer and a bunch of anti-social misfits. That is, until Scoop Trendworthy, legendary news rewriter, appears from the shadows of the Internet. He's a trends expert, a master picture researcher, and, to his fellow writers, a savior.

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