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The Klumps Mysteries: Season One (Episode 8)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 16,770. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2014 by Kidneymountain Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The eighth and final episode of The Klumps Mysteries: Season One Many loose ends are tied, while some are inadvertently (or on purpose???) unraveled. Meh, whatchyou gonna do? Libby Klump faces off with the Town Council while an assassin lies in wait. The police department scrambles to find their chief before it's too late. Don Klump has a battle of wits with his captor. Oh dear.
The Klumps Mysteries: Season One (Episodes 1 through 7)
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Series: The Klumps Mysteries: Season One. Price: Free! Words: 77,780. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2014 by Kidneymountain Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Why watch TV when you can read the first seven episodes of The Klumps Mysteries, Season One? The Klumps Mysteries centers on a bumbling small town police force, led by inebriated, over educated, but not too smart Commissioner Don Mettler-Klump. They like to eat. They like to sleep. Sometimes their guns fire for no apparent reason. And every once in a while they find a crime that needs solving.