D.G. Valdron


D.G. Valdron is a shy and reclusive Canadian writer, rumoured to live in Winnipeg, Manitoba. Like other shy woodland creatures, deer, bunnies, grizzly bears, he is probably more afraid of you, than you are of him. Probably. A longtime nerd, he loves exploring interesting and obscure corners of pop culture. He has a number of short stories and essays published and online. His previous book is a fantasy/murder mystery novel called The Mermaid's Tale.

Smashwords Interview

What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
My first memory of writing was when I was four years old. I couldn't actually write, back then. But I remember dragging my little brother in his high chair over to the blackboard so that I could draw Batman adventures for him. I've always been writing, I can't not write. I am compelled. Even when I quit, I end up writing something.
What do your fans mean to you?
I think I'd be startled.
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Where to find D.G. Valdron online

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What Devours Always Hungers
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,280. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Horror stories by D.G. Valdron, author of ‘The Mermaid's Tale,’ ‘Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs’ and ‘There Are No Doors in Dark Places.’ Fifteen chilling stories about monsters, heroes and victims, desperate situations and dark evil.
There Are No Doors In Dark Places
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 51,130. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Horror stories by D.G. Valdron, author of the ‘Mermaid's Tale,’ ‘Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs’ and ‘What Devours Always Hungers.’ Chilling and disturbing stories of desperate people and dark forces.
The Fall of Atlantis
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 58,120. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Alternative history, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Bizarre novellas that mix and merge exotic worlds of fiction and fact. ‘The Fall of Atlantis,' ‘The Retroverse, An Accidental Cinematic Universe,’ 'When Rome Sailed to America,' and 'A Different Greenland, When the Ice Never Came.'
The Bear Cavalry, A True (Not) History of the Icelandic Bears
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,110. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Alternative history, Fiction » Fantasy » General
A quirky, inventive alternate history written in the style of a fun, funky, pop culture television documentary, The Bear Cavalry, features host, Robin Prufrock, as he travels the world, telling the story of how the Vikings in Iceland domesticated bears for meat and as draft animals, and how the Scandinavian Bear Cavalry eventually evolved to become the terror of medieval civilization.
Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,490. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A creepy collection of melancholy horror stories, featuring Kaiju, Bigfoot, Necromancy, the secret of the Lovecraft's Necromonicon, Ghosts, Zombies and Serial Killers and Vampires,
LEXX Unauthorized, Series 2: The Light at the End of the Universe
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 94,790. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2020. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry, Nonfiction » Entertainment » History & Criticism
LEXX was one of the strangest Sci Fi series ever made. Following up on the first series of movies guest starring Rutger Hauer, Tim Curry, Barry Bostwick and Malcolm McDowell, series two featured the protagonists, Stan, Xev, Kai and 790 cruising through space, looking for a new home, or at least a safe place to live, while the Universe is being eaten by a mysterious force.
The Greatest UNAUTHORIZED Doctor Stories! Volume Two
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 89,170. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Television
In 1989, Doctor Who went off the air. But dedicated fans wouldn't let it go. Some of them started producing their own Doctor Who Adventures, and they never stopped. The second volume of reviews and essays that chart a hidden history of new Doctors, Female Doctors, Black Doctors, Doctors from around the world, from the 1990's to the present day. The fan films that rivalled the show itself.
LEXX Unauthorized - Backstage at the Dark Zone
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 70,190. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Television, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Television
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LEXX, a subversive, surrealist space opera that billed itself as Star Trek's Evil Twin, from 1997 to 2002 and earned a fanatical cult following. This book tells the story of LEXX both onscreen and offstage, and of the unique personalities and bizarre chains of circumstances that brought it to life.
Dawn of Cthulhu, and Other Curious and Exotic Speculations
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,060. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Essay » Literature
Dawn of Cthulhu. A trilogy of speculative explorations using genuine history and science in unique ways to explore fictional topics. Featuring a fictional history of the Cthulhu cult, merged with the real history of ancient civilisations; an exploration of legendary and genuine sunken continents around the world; and the muppets treated as real animals with a fascinating evolutionary history.
The Greatest UNAUTHORIZED Doctor Films: Volume One
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 73,540. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Television
Once upon a time, Doctor Who was a show in Crisis! So fans decided to started making their own. They’ve been doing it ever since... A collection of reviews and essays that chart a hidden history of new Doctors, Female Doctors, Black Doctors, Doctors from around the world, shot from Mayan temples to British mansions. The stories of the Greatest Doctor Who Fan Films ever made.