Dean Carnby


Dean Carnby spends most of his free time learning about our world and worlds created by our imagination. He believes that everything can be made light of, especially the things we would rather not examine up close.

It is his conviction that one does not have to travel to other dimensions and meet exotic aliens to live a life of adventure. Given the right framing, a battleship gray cubicle can be just as terrifying as a tentacled monstrosity. If you do not believe him, just look up which one drives more people to madness in actuality.

If you have had at least one thankless, dead-end job before, you might appreciate his blend of sarcasm and serious storytelling.

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Price: Free! Words: 98,130. Language: American English. Published: April 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
An eggplant wails, a ladder breaks, and the guise of civility shatters. A professor of festival studies, a potato hunter, a deadly career counselor, and a part-time terrorist are struggling to retain their sanity in a magically mundane city. Their carefully laid plans fall apart when they meet Mr. Pearson, an everyman suspecting a conspiracy of evil polygons behind his company’s absurd practices.

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