Derp Sandwich

Publisher info

You thought that until the end of time Derp Sandwich would remain simply a webcomic/blog/blomic. Well you thought wrong, mister. Now, for your reading enjoyment, Derp Sandwich is bringing you genuine books with words in them. That's right, folks; you don't have to look at all of those crummy pictures anymore. So if you're in the mood for some goofy, wacky, internet-quality juvenile humor to dump onto your e-reading device, look no further, my friend.

Look no further. *strokes your chin affectionately*

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Books

Derpy Dirk and the Crush(ing Realization That He Will Never Find Love)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,080. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dirk is back for more tired, formulaic action, and this time he may or may not be derpier than ever! Lady Love has sunk her cruel talons into the kids at Jermimaville Elementary School, and Dirk is no exception! Will he acquire what it takes to find love? Will he finally learn exactly what love is? Will he win his crush's affections at The Big Valentine's Day Dance? (Spoiler alert: He won't.)
Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book
Price: Free! Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he faces the dreaded school bully. It's the formulaic elementary school chapter book at its finest! DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.

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childrens books    childrens chapter books    crush    derp    dork    dork quirky    dweeb    fight    formulaic    geek    juvenile humor    kooky    nerd    nerdy    parody    quirky    satire    spoof