You thought that until the end of time Derp Sandwich would remain simply a webcomic/blog/blomic. Well you thought wrong, mister. Now, for your reading enjoyment, Derp Sandwich is bringing you genuine books with words in them. That's right, folks; you don't have to look at all of those crummy pictures anymore. So if you're in the mood for some goofy, wacky, internet-quality juvenile humor to dump onto your e-reading device, look no further, my friend.
Look no further. *strokes your chin affectionately*
Dirk is back for more tired, formulaic action, and this time he may or may not be derpier than ever! Lady Love has sunk her cruel talons into the kids at Jermimaville Elementary School, and Dirk is no exception! Will he acquire what it takes to find love? Will he finally learn exactly what love is? Will he win his crush's affections at The Big Valentine's Day Dance? (Spoiler alert: He won't.)
Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he faces the dreaded school bully. It's the formulaic elementary school chapter book at its finest!
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.