Dick Midnight

Biography

Dick Midnight is a badass.

He is also the master of pseudo-biographical mythological erotica, or mytherotica, for short. His stories have been must reads among an established cult following that discovered the works in the recesses of the deep internet. Now, for the first time, the extensive Dick Midnight catalog is gradually being made available in more accessible online venues.

For centuries, eons even, artists like Dick Midnight have warned of the dangers of the creatures of our mythology, looming in the shadows, on the fringes of civilization. But as science and academia have taken hold and proclaimed Gods and beasts as little more than figments of our active imaginations, we have let down our guard. When an unexplained abduction occurs, and Dick Midnight's services are requested, his double duty begins. He is at once monster slayer, damsel rescuer, and entertaining, engrossing, erotica wordsmith.

A complex personality with his own inner demons, Dick Midnight can be aloof and distant, intense and quippy, and often seemingly on the verge of spinning out of control.

But damn, can he write.

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Books

Dick Midnight vs The Blind Cyclops
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,430. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Historical/Greece, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
BANNED BY AMAZON!!! In this installment of the acclaimed mytherotica e-book series, celebrated author and creature conquerer Dick Midnight must square off with a Blind Cyclops, a behemoth he has encountered before, to rescue a vegan yoga instructor from the beast's clutches. Dick Midnight is not afraid of the creatures of our mythology. Or of a little observational snark along the way.
Dick Midnight vs Wyvern
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,820. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Historical/Gothic, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
In this installment of the acclaimed mytherotica e-book series, celebrated author and mythos warrior Dick Midnight reluctantly agrees to help a young Scottish gent retrieve the only true love of his life. But this is no small request. Wyvern is at the top of The Nether Regions food chain. As if that wasn't enough, the request is also interfering with Dick Midnight's golf game.
Dick Midnight vs Osiris
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,830. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
In this installment of the acclaimed mytherotica e-book series, celebrated author and mythos warrior Dick Midnight attempts to rescue a prominent archaeology professor who has stumbled across the existence of The Nether Regions. But she has ventured into the unknown, and unknown is an unsettling place. Can Dick Midnight rescue her from the clutches of a bona fide God, the mighty deity Osiris?
Dick Midnight vs Hafgufa (The Kraken)
Price: Free! Words: 11,540. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
In this installment of the acclaimed mytherotica e-book series, celebrated author and mythos warrior Dick Midnight goes sword to gooey inktip with the legendary Hafgufa, also known as The Kraken, a nasty octopus that has captured the friend of an infatuation. Dick Midnight has promised he can rescue the abducted college girl, but the encounter is daunting, and it may not be a promise he can keep.
Dick Midnight vs The Minotaur
Price: Free! Words: 24,180. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Historical/Greece
In this installment of the acclaimed mytherotica e-book series, celebrated author and mythos warrior Dick Midnight embarks on another dangerous endeavor to rescue a nubile college girl abducted by a Bullhead Minotaur. When it comes to clashing with the creatures of our mythology, Dick Midnight already knows their names. Now he's here to kick their ass.

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