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Dylan Callens
Biography
Dylan Callens lands cleanly. That would be the headline of a newspaper built with an anagram generator. And although Dylan is a Welsh name meaning god or hero of the sea, he is not particularly fond of large bodies of water. His last name, Callens, might be Gaelic. If it is, his last name means rock. Rocks sink in the sea. Interestingly, he is neither Welsh nor Gaelic, but rather, French and German. The inherent contradictions and internal conflict in his life are obvious.
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Operation Cosmic Teapot
Trailer for Operation Cosmic Teapot
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Operation Cosmic Teapot
by Dylan Callens
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 61,780.
Language:
English.
Published: June 25, 2016 by
Cosmic Teapot Publishing.
Categories:
Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth and his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos.