Ebenezer Hellwig


Ebenezer Hellwig is an unprofessional degenerate (meaning he doesn't get paid to be one). An avid connoisseur of vulgarity, disco music and illegal substances, he is known to produce tales so warped and disturbing in nature that several hexes have been put on him by voodoo practitioners across the globe. Priding himself on his unwavering convictions and complete disregard for other's emotional well-being, Ebenezer is most certainly certifiable. There is, however, no denying that he's got sexy forehead abs and a penchant for astoundingly bizarre stories.

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A Vulgar Tale
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,290. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: November 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Adventure » Action
When a giant scrotum-like god with phallic-shaped tentacles comes from another dimension to destroy Metropolis, it's up to two complete assholes with a history of drug abuse and mindless violence to go on a thrilling interdimensional quest to save the day and get laid. If you're a fan of bizarre adventure, the more deranged the better, then this unholy tome is your jam, man.

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adult    bizarro    bizarro fiction    comedy    deranged    epic    monster    shocking    vulgar    weird