Edmund Quimlove


The Honourable Sir Edmund Quimlove is a teller of stories, an imbiber of whiskey, and a lover of women. Though he is often viewed as a rather uncouth individual, he is actually quite the romantic at heart, to which his wife can attest. He was born at an early age upon the high seas, and became a swashbuckler by trade, until a chronic groin injury forced him to settle down to a life of gambling, drinking, and general carousing. That is, until the day he met Nancy, and his world changed forever. Now, he earns his living by selling his sex-laden tales to randy ladies and gents around the world.

Smashwords Interview

What are you working on next?
I'm currently in the middle of The Pemberton's first story arc. Once I finish a few more stories, I may write a one-off story in between, and then I shall begin phase two of The Pembertons, wherein they travel through a portal to a magical world and have hot, nasty sex with various fantastical characters.
Who are your favorite authors?
P.G. Wodehouse and whoever writes the articles in Hustler.
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Where to find Edmund Quimlove online

Twitter: @EddieQuim


The Pembertons
The varied, erotic adventures of Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton, a victorian couple who regularly indulge in delightfully nasty fornication. May be read in any order.

Dominate Me, My Darling

Price: $0.99 USD.


Let Us Invite A Third Party To Join Our Amorous Congress
Series: The Pembertons. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,300. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Connie Chesterton has been asked by Tabitha to engage her and Jonathan in a threesome. Connie agrees, for she is enchanted by the seemingly innocent Tabitha, and wants to impart her sexual expertise onto her. But soon, Connie finds that Tabitha is much wilder than she had anticipated. Has Connie gotten in over her head? What filthy things will the Pembertons do to her once she’s in their bed?
The Pemberton's Tea-Time Dalliances: Series 1 of The Pembertons Saga (Stories 1-5)
Series: The Pembertons, Books 1-5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,240. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Historical
Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are a mild-mannered, Victorian couple who are quite content to spend their afternoons relaxing with a hot cup of tea. That is, until Tabitha starts getting ideas. Naughty ideas. Filthy ideas. Thrilling ideas. Follow the Pembertons on their journey to explore the darkest depths of sexual bliss. Teatime Dalliances collects Series 1 of the Pembertons Saga, Stories 1-5
Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,570. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Why should kids get all the fun? Read an epic, narrative, Christmas Eve bedtime poem for adults! In the wee hours of christmas morning, our heroine is visited by Santa. But he's brought a friend with him...Krampus! It seems she's on both the naughty list and the nice list. To resolve the situation, she'll need to let Santa and Krampus have their way with her at the same time.
Whisper Filthy Things Whilst I Manually Stimulate You in the Park
Series: The Pembertons. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,270. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Historical/Regency
Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are enjoying a brisk, Autumn day in the park. Tabitha finds observing the local waterfowl to be boring, and decides it would be much more fun to secretly wank off her husband in public. The couple have a thrilling, and erotic, morning, but their actions don't remain secret for long. What do they do when their filthy deeds are discovered? Continue unabated of course.
Dominate Me, My Darling
Series: The Pembertons. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,700. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
When Jonathan Pemberton arrives home, he expects that he and his wife will turn in for the night. However, she has a surprise for him. She's spent the evening purchasing a variety of bondage equipment, and she's aching for him to try it out on her. Soon, Tabitha convinces him to tie her up and do unspeakable things to her body with whips, clamps, and hot wax.
Be A Dear And Give My Tight, Virgin Hole A Hard, Sloppy Pounding
Series: The Pembertons. Price: Free! Words: 5,300. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Historical, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Jonathan and Tabitha are ready to settle down to a nice dessert, but Tabitha would like Jonathan to do a bit of sexual role playing with her. Jonathan plays the role of a door-to-door lion tamer, while Tabitha plays the role of a young, sex-starved, virgin.
A Lovely Day For Vigorous Anal Penetration
Series: The Pembertons. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Historical
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Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are enjoying a spot of tea on a lovely, spring morning, when out of nowhere, Tabitha has an idea for something new they can try. What if, rather than sewing and reading the paper like a couple of old fuddy-duddies, they instead engaged in a round of hard, anal sex? After some convincing, Jonathan comes around and the two of them have a rollicking good time.

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