The Chronicles of IDIOT
by Erin Berry
Ever wonder why we are so caught up in voting for the best singer on TV but cannot be bothered to vote in an actual government election? Welcome to IDIOT, our very own government bureaucracy dedicated to distraction via entertainment, UFO's, chain e-mails and Bigfoot. Because they would rather us worry about what the truth is "out there" than what is going on at Capitol Hill.