This book is so gross. I don't even know how to begin describing how repulsive every single character in this book is. I think that's because I'm still in shock. Right now I'm actually laughing, because I'm wondering if this book is actually a satire (which would make me give it an extra star) but something tells me it's meant to be taken seriously. Which makes me laugh harder at times. I don't even know what else to say. Maybe I'll think of something else after I go throw up.