Frank Diekmann

Biography

Frank J. Diekmann is a 20-year veteran of newspaper reporting and editing, having covered sports, travel and financial services. Along the way this included, sadly, many, many nights in hotels, where a TV was usually on in the background.

Books

The Flip Flop
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 46,630. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What if the 2016 presidential election had gone the exact opposite way? Trump wins the most votes, but Clinton wins the Electoral College? What if Trump had refused to concede, built his own "bilgier" White House atop his DC hotel? What if Hillary tried to respond with her own reality show? And what if Americans ever considered just how easily their own "convictions" can Flip Flop?
The Bawl Game
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 81,790. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Frustrated Cincinnati Soapsuds owner Geoffrey W. Furst is fed up with trying to compete as a small market franchise and just plain disgusted with athletes and their multi-million-dollar fixed contracts that get paid regardless of performance. But he has a plan: pay-for-play. What could go wrong? 25 players for just 9 positions, to begin with. And that's just the start of the chaos.
Cathode Ray's
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 102,590. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Where do classic television characters go when the show no longer goes on? To Cathode Ray's Bar & Grill, where each day through its blue, glass door step some of the most beloved folks to have ever spent time in America's living rooms. But when a plot to break Cathode Ray's one prohibition--no TVs--goes awry, it puts in motion a series of mishaps and mayhem in this satirical tribute to classic TV.

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