Frank Diekmann

Biography

Frank J. Diekmann is a 25-year veteran of newspaper reporting and editing, having covered sports, travel and financial services. Along the way this included, sadly, many, many nights in hotels, where a TV was usually on in the background, and many years in vehicles and airplanes listening to classici rock and pop music. Diekmann has reported from more than 500 industry conferences and has leaned on a strong sense of humor to get through them all, building a significant following for both is fiction and non-fiction.

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Books

The Last Lyric
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 68,060. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2021 . Categories: Fiction » Mashups, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Last Lyric is the first book in which readers already know every line of dialogue even before they start reading, as each is either a classic rock or music lyric! In this one-of-a-kind compilation, Cleveland Police Detectives Aretha Swift and Elvis Dylan investigate a murder at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, and along the way readers will find far too many music references to count.
501 Name Tags: How Everything You Need to Know About Business Can Be Learned at a Conference and Forgotten in the Trade Show
Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 55,310. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2020 . Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Management
Veteran business writer, editor, small business owner Frank J. Diekmann has compiled 30 years of reporting on the very best strategies and insights shared by some of the world’s most successful leaders, and then cleverly illustrated all of those lessons by also drawing upon the very best (but often the very often the very worst) practices witnessed in attending more than 500 trade shows.
The Flip Flop
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 46,630. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What if the 2016 presidential election had gone the exact opposite way? Trump wins the most votes, but Clinton wins the Electoral College? What if Trump had refused to concede, built his own "bilgier" White House atop his DC hotel? What if Hillary tried to respond with her own reality show? And what if Americans ever considered just how easily their own "convictions" can Flip Flop?
The Bawl Game
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 81,790. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Frustrated Cincinnati Soapsuds owner Geoffrey W. Furst is fed up with trying to compete as a small market franchise and just plain disgusted with athletes and their multi-million-dollar fixed contracts that get paid regardless of performance. But he has a plan: pay-for-play. What could go wrong? 25 players for just 9 positions, to begin with. And that's just the start of the chaos.
Cathode Ray's
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 102,570. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Where do classic television characters go when the show no longer goes on? To Cathode Ray's Bar & Grill, where each day through its blue, glass door step some of the most beloved folks to have ever spent time in America's living rooms. But when a plot to break Cathode Ray's one prohibition--no TVs--goes awry, it puts in motion a series of mishaps and mayhem in this satirical tribute to classic TV.

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