Simon Alkenmayer

Biography

Simon Alkenmayer is a monster. What kind? The only kind that’s real. Which somewhat complicates any biography. He has lived all over Europe and North America throughout the centuries, dividing his time between making fortunes, telling fortunes, and being a soldier of fortune. Currently settled somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, he owns or invests in everything from scientific research to small local businesses. In addition to running his social media experiment into how humans parse reality from fiction, he collects antiques which he restores, writes recipes that may or may not contain human flesh, and tries to avoid being driven from his home by a mob of angry townspeople. He enjoys engaging with the gentle readers, music, film, fashion, and of course, food.

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Books

The Creature's Cookbook
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 178,980. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2018 by Short Fuse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Specific Ingredients / Meat
I am a monster. The kind that eats people. Yes, we are real, but do feel free to doubt me — your doubt stocks my freezer. In the strictest sense, I’m a humanitarian. Welcome to my diary — where modern skepticism has enabled me to divulge my secrets and my recipes.

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