Benjamin R Dover

Biography

Raised by Micro Bacteria in a Petri dish, and one day suddenly becoming sentient, because of a weird anomaly. Author and Belly button lint enthusiast Benjamin Dover began writing as soon as his fingers were able to grasp a utensil. Preferring mud, and other colorful things at first, eventually this organism moved on to what most consider complex mediums(Etch-A-sketch)

Benjamin Spends most of his time in the foothills of the mountains dreaming of one day being able to afford a goat. Much of his time is expended yelling at computers softly, and talking about himself in third person to strangers on the internet. These strangers with their prying eyes can help this magical person(who is not typing at the moment) afford a goat, and build a cob mud hut by donating to the "Magical bacteria that likes to type foundation." You can do this by sending money to Funkinmyveins@gmail.com via Paypal. Also, "The Foundations fors peoples whos types too many S'ss" can be helped at the same location.

Look out for my future short stories... Like

Tea in infinity- 5 mythical creatures have tea in infinity, and talk about the phenomenon of television, modern humans, and lip singing.

The Mask that death wore- Two thieves have a magic potion that allows them to escape the grips of the plague.

The author, actor, musician hopes to one day quit his day job and live in the foothills in a modest eco-friendly village, please donate today for more satire, tomfoolery, and maybe even a heart warming story, or two.

Books

The Mask That Death Wore.
You set the price! Words: 3,460. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Medieval, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Supernatural
(3.00)
Set in the early Middle ages, this story follows two grave robbers running from death itself.
So, You Wanna Build A Methlab?
Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Home-based businesses
(4.00)
A satirical guide to something that you probably wouldn't ever want to do anyways.

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comedy    epic    fantasy    free    funny    historical    horror    how to    humor    humorous    medevil    nonfiction    parody    plague    plague apocalypse    plague fiction    satire    short    the plague   

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