Gagatha Christie


Gagatha Christie is the author of surly and silly short fiction. With works ranging from the subversive to the sinful, Gagatha aims to explore modern issues, popular culture, and the limits of the human body.

Smashwords Interview

What's the story behind your latest book?
I just published "Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom." This guidebook was written after a very traumatic and harrowing experience I had in a public restroom. Someone farted, loudly and wetly, and then, with all of the clumsy confidence in the world, barged out of the stall, proving that she was indeed the farter. I could not understand what her motives were for showing herself - she knew I heard the fart. I can only assume she was not familiar with the Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom. I want to help girls like her find her way in the professional world - it's time we had this difficult conversation.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
Many of my stories are too short and strange to be published traditionally, but few publishers are scrabbling to publish erotica about butter, potatoes, and suburbanites.
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Where to find Gagatha Christie online

Twitter: @GagathaChristie
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Under the C
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,830. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Monisha isn’t quite sure of what her new boyfriend has planned for their first camping trip together. Secluded away from the rest of the world, Byron takes Monisha on a moist underwater adventure through the vast depths of the ocean.
Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
It's hard being a girl in the world today. Navigating the nuances of a professional environment, seducing and keeping men, and having gas? It sounds like a recipe for disaster! This short, informative rule book has helped hundreds deal with the difficult emissions of themselves and others. Men may also benefit from reading this exclusive look into the female psyche.
Hot Lunch
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,030. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Some say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but for Russell Clearden, this couldn’t be further from the truth. When Russell needs to eat, there’s only one food that will satisfy his fiery hunger: the baked potato. Hot Lunch is the transformative story of a powerful executive who has one weakness which forces him to question his beliefs about what survival means in the world today.
Sleep When You're Dead
Price: Free! Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
It's Taco Tuesday again. Your Uggs are dirty, the barista spelled your name wrong, and your sorority sister just won't leave you alone. She's pushing you to the edge of madness. You literally can't even. Sleep When You're Dead is the troubling story of one college girl's fall from grace. -- BASED ON A TRUE STORY --
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,250. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » General
Patti Dern is a television chef known for her comfort food recipes. She has a loving husband, a pretty house, and millions of fans, yet she still feels completely unfulfilled. Follow along as Patti discovers the one sinful ingredient that can make her feel better: Butter. Melted is the erotic tale of a woman’s foray into greasy gratification.
The Provocateur
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,150. Language: American English. Published: February 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A woman with ill intentions boards a train. She’s got something hidden up her skirt - and soon, the whole train is going to hear about it. Sexy, sassy, and a little absurd, The Provocateur is the unsettling story of a wife’s revenge.

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