Geoff Kelly

Books

Hell's Bells
By Geoff Kelly
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 55,780. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2013. Category: Fiction
how do you kill a nun with a balloon? if witches can magic their looks, why are so many ugly? you must have wondered why robin hood’s men are always merry. is an avalanche the start of finish of a troll orgy? can bruised reproductive organs save you from a fate worse than death? we go from midden to mayhem in the mines of doom? hilarious fantasy from a writer of comedy. enjoy.
What's the French for Woof Woof?
By Geoff Kelly
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 55,780. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2013. Category: Fiction
A corking adventure travelling across France to find a home and the ripping yarn of learning to live in the black mountains near carcassonne. The disasters and hysterical failures as well as the magic of being "en famille". The atomisation of a shed, the franglais language nonsense, the fish hooks in the scrotum, how to drown your mother, tree felling for idiots, all this mayhem and more.

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