Gern Flopkins


Born in a neighbors pool with a bike inner tube wrapped around his head, Gern Flopkins has defied the odds. Rising up from the depths of mediocrity and despair to become one of the worlds foremost authorities on failure.

After joining the circus at age 12 and aimlessly traveling the country doing odd jobs, Gern had failed miserably at everything he ever attempted. Then one day, through some miraculous twist of fate, he finally landed the career opportunity of a lifetime!

Being hired to work for a small upstart company selling pots and pans through in home demonstrations, a serendipitatious meeting with Hank Lipschitz, his mentor, would change things forever and start Gern down the road to Sales Superstardom and Success.

Tapping into his ability to blindly following directions and armed with an incredible work ethic and unwavering enthusiasm, Gern Flopkins inevitably had arrived! The rest, as they say, is history……

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Gern Flopkins Sales Superstar
Price: $8.95 USD. Words: 39,490. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / Success
Laugh, Lern and Earn with Gern! 22 knock your socks off chapters of wisdom from Gern Flopkins designed to put the fun back into your life and career! Clients and customers will flock to you as you put Gern’s ingenious ideas and techniques of life and career success to work in this ground breaking, semi-ridiculous and entertaining book.