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Karl

My Friend's Cute Young Wife on Aug. 30, 2012

Couldn't finish it... hell, never got halfway through it. Characters talk incessantly, more dialogue than sex, and that dialogue is very stilted, unnatural; nobody actually speaks that way (use contractions, for Pete's sake; I'm instead of I am, you're instead of you are, we'll instead of we will, etc.) Would have been disappointed even if it were free; definitely not happy about shelling out five bucks for it. Don't waste your time.