H. C. Turk


A: This is hard.
Q: Why is making a bio so hard for you?
A: Because it's like talking. I don't like to talk; I like to write.
Q: But people want to know about authors. Reading a book requires a lot of effort.
A: Writing one ain't exactly playtime.
Q: That's better. Go ahead, tell us more. Did you have a pleasant childhood?
A: Ask my dog; he was there.
Q: Your dog is stuffed. He's not a real dog.
A: He's more real than you are. You can’t even ask a good question.
Q: Here’s one: Why should people read your books?
A: Because my puppy will be sad if they don’t.
Q: We need to get serious here. How many novels have you written?
A: 33.
Q: I’ll bet your dog can’t count that high. How long have you been writing?
A: I’ll answer if you promise not to kick my dog again (metaphorically).
Q: He wouldn’t feel it—he’s stuffed.
A: If someone kicked the stuffing out of you, I bet you wouldn’t enjoy it.
Q: Would I enjoy it more than reading one of your books? Or would it be equally painful?
A: You’re cruel to dogs AND to authors.
Q: If you answer my last question, I promise to be nice. How many years have you been writing?
A: [mumbles]
Q: That’s pathetic.
A: Why don’t you ask me about my stories?
Q: Stories are for campfires.
A: The basis of history’s greatest novels is the story: the story of nations, cultures, families, individuals. The greatest idea that can be expressed in fiction is story.
Q: Great, so tell me about your characters.
A: Dull and Dumb are not two of my characters, or characteristics.
Q: Do you ever write about animals, stuffed or not?
A: Rescued greyhounds in Heaven Again, tiny ponies in Only The Impassioned, mudfish in Resurrection Flowers, ghosts in An Atmosphere Of Angels.
Q: Ghosts aren’t animals, they’re unsettled spirits. If ghosts continue to read, what will they find in your novels?
A: They will find passion, idea, and spirited characters whose lives are a story. And puppies.

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Smashwords Interview

What does "H. C." stand for?
Harold Carl. "Carl" was supposed to be spelled with a "K" (in honor of my grandfather), but they got it wrong in the hospital. My life has been following its own tangent ever since.
As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up, and how has that youthful dream affected your career?
I wanted to be a firefighter. Now I can't imagine why I ever wanted to place potential conflagration between myself and a paycheck. That childhood dream has taught me to dream better.
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Where to find H. C. Turk online

Where to buy in print


Inventing The Real
Price: Free! Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Willy Billy, the cookie boy, and Bonny Bunny, the rabbit girl, steal Mr. Puma's skyboat, but crash. Their moms fix them with a kiss. Then Puma arrives, vowing to invent biology so the kids will be as hard to fix as his boat. View the animated video at Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/137967330
Wreck My Rhythm
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 61,150. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
Abner Wagner is a PI in Georgia with a false license and false name. He is hired by Gail Templin to investigate the killing of her brother, Joe, years earlier in Florida. Wagner cannot resist taking the case, and doesn't know why. In Florida, he begins an odd investigation that includes misguided revenge and attempted rape. Upon discovering who killed Joe, Wagner has to start forgetting again.
All The Creatures
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 64,480. Language: English. Published: April 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Trapped in a mountain cabin, a family suffers fantastic changes when an alien Santa Claus tries to fulfill their wishes.
Next Century
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 90,970. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
NEXT CENTURY tells the same story set in three different eras and locales: 1799 (London), 1999 (Midwest America), and 2099 (the moon). In each story, a young woman (Claire) seeks vengeance against her father, who has been abusing her mother for years. In each era, Claire is raped by thugs, becomes pregnant, and has to proceed in society with her child but no legitimate father.
Zombie Box
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 55,750. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
In the 22nd century, an interference operator finds himself exchanging personalities with an artificial mentality his survival depends upon.
Rocket Roll
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 70,030. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
On her way to an offworld vacation, Melody Rich is violently kissed by an alien who thrusts something down her throat: the key to a lost planet. Following a map from star to star, Melody is eaten by a megabug, kidnapped by space pirates, and has to face down eternity at the border of life and death. Accompanied by a half-dead alien, Melody strives to remove the key before it kills her—again.
Go Monster
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 100,300. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Cyberpunk
Corrupted by a professor who teaches sabotage, a new mode of interstellar transport shifts history, turning time into a monster.
A Door I'll Never Enter
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 59,790. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A cross-genre novel of modern fantasy, magic realism, and total hilarity, A DOOR I’LL NEVER ENTER follows the adventures of Bill, Jane, Dan, and their interstellar comet (disguised as a watermelon) as they travel from kitchen sink to cannibal canoe in search of a Leprechaun’s pot of FAIL. Finding friendship on the way, they learn that failure might be best when the goal is ultimate destruction.
Imagined Evenings
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 99,470. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Fantasy » General
During a trip to the Middle East, Sherri Z is challenged by a friend to steal saffron from a sacred field. Foolishly, Sherri complies, but is overwhelmed by an amazing “earth angel” who sends her back in time 1500 years. There, Sherri becomes the bride of a king who will kill her if she fails to entertain him with a tale. Sherri will only live another day if she tells the story of her survival.
A Book That Ends With Me
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 69,430. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Urban
Mysterious e-mails are predicting the world’s end. This time, the predictions come true. An average guy, Stan Powers, finds himself living alternate realities where people picnic on planetoids and demons steal souls on Darkday. Stan becomes the target of a cult vowing to kill whoever threatens Earth. In order to survive, Stan must learn if he is a pawn, a player, or the predictor himself.
Make The Modern World
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 111,720. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
A young American woman on a Western Pacific island must relive an ancient, tortuous journey through a primitive environment in order to save her family from nationalist killers.
Love In The Afterlife
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 157,950. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Paul Crawford is an American cowboy living in Morocco in 1919. He just wants to go to Wyoming, but is trapped in the Rif War. When his lover bears a child, Paul and the girl flee for peace. 16 years later, Paul repeats the struggle when his daughter joins the Spanish Revolution. Set in killing Africa and the lush Canary Islands, this poignant saga follows a family and the wars that pursue them.
Galactic Fat
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 68,010. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In the near future, pizza boy Robar Drill is transformed by The Federal Government into a metaman with enormous powers, the only person capable of saving Earth from an alien race bent on harvesting human cellulite. This bawdy, outrageous satire follows Robar and his six strange companions to the Planet Of Fatty Doom, a horrific world that, under Robar’s influence, may be no worse than Earth.
Black In Any Language
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 91,010. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
While investigating a toxic waste dump in the Philippines, William Ellis accidentally kills a boy threatened by a historian (Vigneux) seeking ancient treasure. Despite a nervous breakdown, Ellis lives peacefully for years until confronted by Vigneux with news of the treasure. Compelled to settle his past, Ellis follows Vigneux to a hidden paradise in Chile. Only one man will return alive.
Shadow Dance
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 171,300. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
In 1853, on an island near Indonesia, a 14 year-old girl is selected to unite her nation. In seven years, Starling Agara will marry the nation's prince, joining her country's opposing factions. At the wedding, however, the king's opponents kill nearly everyone. For the next year, Starling traverses her nation, gaining the throne by living the fantastic rituals that previously were only myths.
An Atmosphere Of Angels
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 68,360. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
As part of a treaty with a primitive race, Terran space explorers agree to dispose of an abandoned stellar craft. Trapped inside the ship, the Terrans find numerous alien corpses, and one ghost.
Heaven Again
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 69,050. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
A child is murdered. Her father kills the murderer. Both parents then have to recover from their child's death, and this sad, disastrous vengeance. Death, despair, and revenge are the three evils that Glenn and Janet Alden defeat in Heaven Again, a novel that ultimately is ingratiating and uplifting in depicting the profound reunion of husband and wife.
Black Body
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 243,530. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
BLACK BODY is a sweeping tale of good and evil, and the captivating woman intimately acquainted with both. Set in 18th-century England, the story is told in the form of testimony given by the white witch, Alba, who must reveal all the secrets of her race or be burned. Both literary fiction and convincing fantasy, BLACK BODY is as compelling as magic, as touching as a daughter's love.
Resurrection Flowers
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 86,760. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
A construction worker named Rod Hill is killed only to be found alive the next day. Doctors consider his revival miraculous. He becomes famous as the Resurrected Man, traveling the world to discover the truth of his return from the dead. Rod is accompanied by Aeva Tbolski, a priestess whose job is to analyze his spirit. If she finds him either ghost or demon, Aeva will return him to the afterlife.
Only The Impassioned
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 85,280. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Near the end of World War II, an American soldier in Germany is mortally wounded. In his final moment, he experiences the glory of a beautiful life, if only in his dreams.

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