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Waking Up Naked On My Mother's Grave
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,430. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011 by Hesitation Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Before you get too excited, despite its title, “Waking Up Naked on My Mother’s Grave” isn’t a horror book. It’s just a short, surreal, coming-of-age novel about a young man who travels to Washington, D.C., seeking his fortune. In no time at all, he’s working for a contractor and living with a somniphobiac girlfriend.
Knees Together, Arms Flapping
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Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011 by Hesitation Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When I wrote A Year with the Hoopers, my only goal was to be as funny as possible. Before doing any other work on the book, I wrote more than 2,000 gags: one-liners, jokes, aphorisms, and cartoons. About 70 of those gags wound up in the book, a few others were shoved into stories and screenplays, and most of the rest were destroyed. The remaining 129 gags are in this ebook.
A Year with the Hoopers
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,670. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2011 by Hesitation Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A large box is thrown from a passing van into a yard. Inside the box, the yard’s owner finds some worthless junk packed with a tremendous amount of shredded paper. Enraged, he hires two local teenagers to scan the shreds into his computer, he uses special software to reassemble the shreds, and he publishes the most private and embarrassing documents about the litterbugs, the Hoopers.
Cousin Tina Disappears
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,470. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by Hesitation Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Cousin Tina Disappears is a convoluted story about an isolated family living in a small, American town. Tina’s cousin, a long-time guest in their home, describes her murder, an infestation of flies, the humiliation of selling shoddy Christmas cards, a failed attempt to enlist in the Army, and his role in the disposal of Tina’s body.


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