H. E. Johnson


The author emerged out of nowhere during the middle of the last century. Raised by bears, he's frequently observed at dumpsters. When approached, he emits a loud screeching noise until left alone. Sometimes he writes books. If you enjoy them, tell your friends. If you don't have friends, hire some and make them read every last word. Thank you for your patronage. Adieu.

Smashwords Interview

What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
I have no choice. It's either that or death from starvation.
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
I ride dolphins. Saves on gas too.
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This member has not published any books.