Michael Patrick Lewis


I am a normal person. There is absolutely nothing abnormal about me.

Smashwords Interview

What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
My baby girl, who is one year old. Although, 'inspires' isn't really the word I would use. More like 'forces.' If it were up to me, I would stay in bed pretty much all day. Sleep is good, don't you think?
What is your writing process?
I vomit onto the page, and then clean up the ugly bits.
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Price: Free! Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Literature » Literary criticism
Will the writer be able to make word count and still make every word count? Or will the bad guy do something bad? Find out in this action-packed thrill-ride! (The writer assumes no liability on the contents of this crap. Read at your own risk, and if you wipe your butt with it, may you get a paper cut. That’s all I have to say about that.)
Shines Before You - Episode 1 - Not the Bad Guys
Price: Free! Words: 51,630. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
In a rivalry between two of the greediest, wealthiest, and most powerful corporations, a quest for dominance descends into a global war. For those caught in the middle, every choice is a matter of survival.

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caricature    corporate abuse    corporation    detective    education    funny    future    humor    jokes    meta    meta humor    murder    mystery    parody    power    silly    stupid    suspense    terrorism    writing   

Smashwords book reviews by Michael Patrick Lewis

  • Cosmic Tales 13: Field Trip on May 02, 2015

    Cute story, not long. I DLed it because I was looking for a good laugh. I didn’t find it very funny, but it was alright. The writing style is good, and the pacing is well done, I might look at the rest of the series
  • Ziora's Surprise on Nov. 11, 2015

    This is a cute story. I love this story