Robert Kemppainen

Books

We Give Them To You- A congregational offering song.
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 20. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Music » Religious - Contemporary Christian, Nonfiction » Music » Latin
A congregational offering song with piano music, lyrics, melody, and guitar chords. Approx. 3:30. Use the chorus by itself as an offertory response.
Acorns of Advent- Four Poems about People Who Played Important Supporting Roles in the Life of Jesus
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 10,770. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Biblical Meditations / New Testament
Four poems, (each about 6 to 7 minutes long) and each with a different rhyming pattern about people who were significant in the life of Jesus, with a brief message about each poem. Elizabeth, Zechariah and Oscar, John the Baptist at your (Robert W,) Service, Joseph, Stepfather Steps Up , A Laudatory, Auditory Inventory of Mary.
Killing the Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 5,080. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A light-hearted look at the story, The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs, written in a feeble imitation of the style of the Killing books written by Mr. Bill O'Reilly and Mr. Martin Dugard, featuring Samantha Goose and James "Pillow" Wryly.
6 Special Occasion Sermons
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 15,940. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Spiritual inspiration, Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Christianity
INTRO OFFER-ENTER CODE QX44V and get this book at 49% off! $1.50 Need a sermon for Baccalaureate, Rally Sunday, New Years, an Outdoor Service, after Christmas, or Things to Do During a Dull Sermon. That is what these sermons are about. Important lessons for the Christian life, generously sprinkled with humor. Use them in your church, for personal devotions, or to inspire your own sermons!
33 Christian Songs to Familiar Tunes
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 11,910. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Music » Religious & spiritual music, Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Christianity
FUN! EDUCATIONAL! MOVING! CHEAP? BIBLE STORIES & CHRISTIAN TOPICS set to familiar songs. PARODIES. For WORSHIP-SUNDAY SCHOOL-YOUTH GROUPS. Some Titles. You Believe Because You've Seen Me. His Disciple-Parody of Redneck Woman). On This Day of Wind and Flame- Pentecost Song. The Cover Was a Rolling Stone. Bananas for Jesus. Hole in the Roof. Reg. $2.95 but INTRO OFFER $1.50 enter code- WH69M
12.5 CENTS A LAUGH- 23 Funny Poems
You set the price! Words: 9,790. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Fiction » Anthologies » Poetry - single author
LIMITED HALF PRICE± SALE enter code ES96T Regular price $2.95 down to only $1.50. GREAT POEMS from great stories! FUNNY! Preview has part of all 23 poems-sorry,no punchlines! But priced cheap, so you won't have to wonder too long! Sherlock Holmes & Watson out camping, how a pirate got his eye patch, what a flatulent tire is, how not to land a plane, what can challenge a battle ship GREAT FUN!

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