Tricia Pilgrim reluctantly agrees to pick up a sort-of cousin she’s never met at the bus station and drive him back to town. She might as well. Everything’s already gone wrong with her vacation weekend, there's an emergency at work, and things can’t get worse. Right? Wrong. One of them is a magnet for trouble… of the lousiest kind. The kind with bad guys and guns. Can he get her through it?
Amanda can’t believe Jason, her new lover, is already cheating — they’ve only been a couple for seven months. But her domineering older friend, Christine, has “proof” and insists Amanda should take it seriously. Does Jason have the seven-month itch? If so, which tramp is scratching it? And is it possible for their relationship to grow even closer despite Christine's worst efforts?
A stubborn boyfriend with the sniffles is the last thing Amanda needs in her apartment during THIS work crisis, but how can she get clueless Jason to leave without just ending their relationship? Fortunately, her divorced girlfriend develops the devious scare-cure and that apartment becomes the least hospitable place a man could imagine. But can this crazy scheme really work?