J.M.

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Food-Free at Last: How I Learned to Eat Air
Price: Free! Words: 15,410. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012 by J.M.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Dieting
(4.17 from 6 reviews)
Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet. Join him on the cutting edge of human evolution. Go the Power of Air!

Books

Dreams Must Die
Price: Free! Words: 67,910. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Cyberpunk, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Jimmy Shade kills dreams. It’s his job. As a member of the elite Dream Police, he defends the Collective against that poisonous nocturnal ooze. But when Shade gets infected with a dream, he finds himself on the run from his former colleagues. He must choose between his love for the Collective--and the dream he cannot live without.
Death on Taurus
Price: Free! Words: 94,380. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
On the bullfighting planet of Taurus, a half-man, half-bull race stages ritual blood sacrifices to the gods—human viewers light-years away. High Priest Vizzer loathes the fights and wants to end them. But when he deposes the king and outlaws the fights, Vizzer comes face to face with an enraged and ancient god. And in so doing, he must also confront the truth of his own savage nature.
Food-Free at Last: How I Learned to Eat Air
Price: Free! Words: 15,410. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012 by J.M.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Dieting
(4.17 from 6 reviews)
Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet. Join him on the cutting edge of human evolution. Go the Power of Air!
The Second Bat Guano War
Price: Free! Words: 106,730. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
Rats ate his baby while he partied in a disco. Now Horse is a drugged-out expat teaching English to criminals in Peru…plus doing the odd favor for the CIA. When his Agency contact goes missing, Horse uncovers his friend’s involvement with a group of terrorists who want to kill off the human “disease” infecting the earth. Can Horse find his friend in time? And when he does—will he want to stop him?
The United States of Air: a Satire
Price: Free! Words: 75,530. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. As part of the Global War on Fat, he puts food terrorists in Fat Camp. When a pizza dealer gets whacked across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. But what Frolick finds out shakes his faith. Will he ever be able to eat air again?
Colombia's Diversity Problem: a Speech on Tourism
Price: Free! Words: 18,030. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » By region, Nonfiction » Travel » Specialties & interests
Paris, New York, Peru — they all have a symbol. An icon that draws people from around the world. But what about Colombia? Paris, NY, Perú – todos estos países tienen un símbolo. Un icono que mueve gente alrededor del mundo. Pero que hay acerca de Colombia?

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