Jamie Klaire

Biography

A classy, prim and proper married mother on the outside, and on the inside (and in my younger years) I'm kicked back in tight jeans and a cinched corset, playing poker in one hand with a whiskey in the other. A mouth only a sailor would love, a two-step that just won't quit and a raunchy imagination to top it all off.

I spent many a dark night 'entertaining myself' with my own fantasies before I was old enough to know that the good feeling had a name- orgasm, so my vivid imagination came hard and early. Who knew back then that my dark fantasies could be written down and shared with others?

I love having a secret alter-ego and I love how the world laughs with me. You know how when you buy a new car you suddenly see it everywhere? It's the same with writing erotica. I love that when I was writing "Please Officer, I'll Do Anything" I saw cops everywhere. I mean everywhere. I'd look up from my computer to see a cop cruise by my house. I'd pull out of my neighborhood and see two cute ones frisking some poor guy on the side of the road. When I finished it, and sat down on the couch with my husband, he was watching King of the Hill- the one where Hank was being pursued by the lady cop who didn't care that he was married.

I love that when I watch my weird addiction 'Bob's Burgers' the oldest child is writing erotic fan fiction, and when she runs out of ideas she switches to erotic friend fiction. I just giggle to myself. I feel like I'm twelve again, giggling with my best friend, turning every normal sentence into some kind of innuendo.

Anyway, my plans are to release at least two short stories every month, so check back often.
Happy reading- entertain yourself.
Jamie

Photo credit: KathleenJenneyPhotography

Where to find Jamie Klaire online


Books

Kitchen Capers
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,710. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2014 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An adult kitchen-toy-story type erotic short. In this humorous (but still very adult) erotic short, the sexy drawn figure on your whiskey bottle has horny relations with the cowboy-shaped honey bottle, characters step right off of your cereal box, crackers, cookies, cleaning products and beer packaging to have an x-rated, randy evening all over the kitchen counters.
More Dirty Little Secrets (Another Family Trio)
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 26,340. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
A collection of three erotic family short stories: Deflowered By My Stepbrother At The Marine Masquerade Ball, Taking My Husband And His Twin, and Massaged And Shaved By My Stepbrother 2
Massaged And Shaved By My Step-Brother 2
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,140. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An erotic short story. Step-siblings Amy and Michael are back for another round of shaving and massage. Not necessary to read the original Massaged And Shaved by My Step-Brother first.
Massaged And Shaved By My Neighbor 2
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,230. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An erotic short story. Amy and Michael are back for another round of shaving and massage. Not necessary to read the original Massaged And Shaved By My Neighbor first.
Taking My Husband And His Twin
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,710. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An Erotic Short Story. Melissa and her husband spend the weekend at a lakeside resort to attend her husband's twin brother's wedding, only things go from bad to worse. After an interesting weekend, Melissa finds herself between both men-which is right where she wants to be.
Spying On My Roommate
By Jamie Klaire
Price: Free! Words: 7,900. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
(4.00 from 1 review)
An erotic short. Jennifer gets fired from her job on Halloween weekend and goes home to her roommate, showing up earlier than expected. Being an innocent preacher's daughter she never dreamed she'd walk in on her sexy black cat costumed roommate with a handsome pirate AND a cheerleader. And to make matters worse the pirate is her roommate's swim coach. What else is an innocent to do but watch?
Massaged And Shaved By My Neighbor
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,340. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An erotic short story. Amy's neighbor is learning how to be a masseuse, but has no one to practice on for his certification. When Amy volunteers, she has no idea what she's in for.
Deflowered By My Step Brother At The Marine Masquerade Ball
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,620. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An erotic short story. Rose is a sheltered military brat, dragged to yet another boring Marine Corp function. This time she is seduced by her masked step brother in full Marine Corp dress blues.
Deflowered At The Marine Masquerade Ball
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An erotic short story. Rose is a sheltered military brat, dragged to yet another boring Marine Corp function. This time she is seduced by one of her dad's superior ranking officer's, only she doesn't know which one- it's a masquerade ball.
Dirty Little Secrets (Family Trio- Banned On Amazon)
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 22,850. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
A collection of three pseudo-incest short stories. Massaged and Shaved by my Stepbrother, Please Officer, I'll Do Anything (Stepbrother Edition) and Spying on My Sister.
Please Officer, I'll Do Anything (Stepbrother Edition- Banned On Amazon)
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,610. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An Erotic Short Story. Stepbrother Edition, Banned By Amazon. Emma gets pulled over once too often, this time by her married stepbrother, and it means an arrest... Unless she can think of some way to talk her hot, young stepbrother out of taking her in, and into just taking her.
Hot For Teacher
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,480. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An erotic short story. Dani earns her good grades the old fashioned way- bent over teacher's desk.
Spying On My Sister
By Jamie Klaire
Price: Free! Words: 8,170. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
Jennifer gets fired from her job on Halloween weekend and goes to see her sister in college, showing up earlier than expected. Being an innocent preacher's daughter she never dreamed she'd walk in on her sexy black cat costumed sister with a handsome pirate AND a cheerleader. And to make matters worse the pirate is her sister's swim coach. What else is an innocent to do but watch?
Shared On My Husband's Birthday
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,910. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An erotic short story. A lakeside tryst during a young couple's honeymoon gets interrupted by a passerby who wants to join the fun. That leads the couple to a conversation about adding playmates to their sex life. They dip their toes in at first, then find themselves thoroughly enjoying the darker, kinkier side of marriage.
My First Menage
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,100. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An erotic short story. Anna runs into her ex with her new boyfriend in tow. Making love with Roger is sexy and sweet, but running into Jason brings back rough, wild memories. When Anna tries to introduce a wilder side to Roger, it backfires. When Roger tries to make up for that later Anna makes her needs known- she wants them both, at the same time.
Massaged And Shaved By My Step-Brother
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,250. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An erotic short story. Amy's step-brother is learning how to be a masseuse, but has no one to practice on for his certification. When Amy volunteers, she has no idea what she's in for.
Please Officer, I'll Do Anything
By Jamie Klaire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,250. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2013 by Alter Ego Publishing. Category: Fiction
An Erotic Short Story. Emma gets pulled over once too often, this time it means an arrest... Unless she can think of some way to talk the hot, young officer out of taking her in, and into just taking her.

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