Jewd Quinn - comedian, chameleon, Corinthian, and caricature. Wait. No, that's a Bowie song. Woops! In any event, you never need to weigh a pound cake. Grinning in Strange Places is on CrackedEye.com and Jewd Quinn is on stage. #OneTimeForTheOneTime.
A kid peed on some cereal boxes and a clerk used mop water that's somehow dirtier than human waste. There's a funny smell in the air now. I'm picking up Kira from work. She was supposed to get off five minutes ago. This has been a long five minutes.
The rom-com has been turned on its head and life is about to get a whole lot crappier.