Joaquin Emiliano


Joaquin currently resides in New Orleans, LA.

Smashwords Interview

Who are your favorite authors?
all the good ones.
What are you working on next?
...this hangover.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Joaquin Emiliano online

Where to buy in print


75 Secrets.
Price: Free! Words: 43,790. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
No need to keep these between us. Some secrets simply tell themselves.
Almost Lucky
Price: Free! Words: 109,760. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Coming of age
(5.00 from 1 review)
- join Lucky for an evening underground and a classic tale of Boy sees famous girl, Boy doesn’t meet famous girl, Boy keeps trying to meet famous girl, Boy keeps chasing, Boy follows the white rabbit of fame, Boy loses his friends, Boy loses his mind, Boy meets fate, Boy ends up drinking in a bar with no doorknobs, ready to join Lucky for an evening underground and a classic tale of -
Stories From a Bar With No Doorknobs
Price: Free! Words: 134,880. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Stories From a Bar With No Doorknobs is a short fiction anthology, drinking companion, sexual albatross and your keys to the asylum. Don't say you weren't warned.
Suicide Notes From A Wedding
Price: Free! Words: 30,420. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Some six months before killing himself, Lucky Saurelius is honor bound to serve as a groomsman at his best friend's wedding. Armed with a rented tux, carton of cigarettes and a bottle of Grey Goose, he strikes out for Pennsylvania. With one last chance to settle his affairs, and no chance of turning things around, Lucky inadvertently resolves to compose the suicide note to end all suicide notes.
Angry Jonny
Price: Free! Words: 141,470. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Verona, North Carolina. 2009. Jessica Kincaid, a wildly intelligent 18 year old with a dark past, finds her worst enemies being brutally taken down by Angry Jonny - an anonymous vigilante who has tapped into enraged psyche of the recession era. As her world descends into chaos, Jessica must track down Angry Jonny before she succumbs to his dangerous manifesto and the fury of her own demons.

Joaquin Emiliano's tag cloud

alcohol    alcoholic    author    celebrity    childhood memories    cigarettes    coincidence    danger    dark humor    death    depression and addiction    durham    epic    erotica    fame    fate    fiction    first person    flash fiction    groomsman    horror    humor    loser    loss    love stories    love story    luck    maddness    madness    memories    mid life crisis    misfits and loners    mystery    neo noire    new adult    new south    new york    noire    north carolina    pennsylvania    psychological    pub    regrets    reunion    serial killers    sex    short stories    suicide    suicide note    summer read    surreal    surrealism    suspense    thriller    tough economy    tough female    weddings    writer    young adult