J.A. Kazimer

Biography

J.A. (Julie) Kazimer lives in Denver, CO. When she isn't looking for a place to hide the bodies, she spends her time with a pup named Killer. Other hobbies include murdering houseplants. She spent a few years as a bartender and then wasted another few years stalking people while working as a private investigator before transitioning to the moniker of WRITER. Visit her website at jakazimer.com. Connect with her on Twitter and Facebook.

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Books

A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale
Price: Free! Words: 9,520. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
She's not your fairy godmother's Scrooge. And this ain't no wonderful life. On Christmas Eve, Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, plotting the murder of yet another husband, when along came a spirit with some bad news--tonight she will be visited by three ghosts. According to the spirit, Miss Muffet must change her fiendish ways or else.
New Never News: #1 Source of F***ed Up Fairy Tale News
Price: Free! Words: 6,530. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(3.00)
If you enjoy the Onion, you will love the New Never News. It brings all your favorite fairy tales together in a very f***ed up way. From the author of the award winning of the F***ed Up Fairy Tale series, comes the New Never News, the kingdom's best source of fairy tale news. News reports include: Agoraphobic Piggy Killed in Wolf Force Winds Dwarfs Arrested After S
Sex with a Shooting Star
Price: Free! Words: 2,210. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
(5.00)
From The Junkie Tales collection comes a short story about sex, love, and the secrets we keep. Benjamin Coleman is in love. Jodie Dean has a secret. Will either survive sex with a shooting star?
Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,180. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Welcome to Sin City. Liars, cheaters and thieves fill the pages of this twisted short story collection. And let's not forget the dead hooker, the beautiful tattooed lady, or the vibrator named after our 43rd president.

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