A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale
by J.A. Kazimer
Published: May 20, 2016.
She's not your fairy godmother's Scrooge.
And this ain't no wonderful life.
On Christmas Eve, Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, plotting the murder of yet another husband, when along came a spirit with some bad news--tonight she will be visited by three ghosts. According to the spirit, Miss Muffet must change her fiendish ways or else.