Pussies: Disemboweling Trump
by Ken La Salle
CAT Team 6 is on the job, storming the White House and the Republican flunkies armed with weapons and truth, Kim Kardashian, Guy Fieri, and everything pussies need to grab both Trump and a healthy dollop of irony. When shame and facts and even cutting off Trump’s tongue aren’t enough, disemboweling is the only option remaining. Let the national catharsis begin!