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Kilmeny Reade

Biography

KILMENY READE is an artist and a writer from the Ozark Mountains. She loves books, nature, family, chocolate, and unicorns (especially all together). Her main goal in life is to spend more time with her family, getting out in the woods as much as possible, and tell as many stories and create as much art as she can.

Where to find Kilmeny Reade online

Website: http://kilmenyreade.wordpress.com
Wattpad: thecolorscribe

Books

Mystic Meanderings: Short Tales of Wonder and Fantasy by
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 17,390. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A sarcastic folklorist has it in for Fairyland... Seven fairytale heroines will save themselves instead of waiting for someone else to do it... And the search for Fairies goes on. In this collection, you will find short stories and essays dealing the magic and wonder of fairyland. Anything can happen once you step through that mysterious portal...
Swept Off His Feet (A Sycamore Country Short Story) by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,130. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome
Paradise Tavish is set up, by her mother, on a date with strait-laced Cullen Trent. But Paradise isn’t ready to be set up with anyone, and when she hears that Cullen has a horror of “overbearing neatness in a woman” a devious plan is set in motion. Will Paradise be swept of her feet by romance…or will Cullen meet his doom at the end of a broom?
Magical Musings (Articles and Essays on Creativity) by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,620. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2018 . Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Creativity, Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration
Creativity is definitely a work in progress. In fact, it can be downright messy. It doesn't have to be perfect. Just do it. Have fun. Enjoy yourself! Better to have something messy to work with, than a perfect idea in your head and nothing to show for it. That's what this book is about.
When Freida Fixes It: A Sycamore County Romance Novella by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 20,950. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When her three grandaughter come visit, Freida Capps is determined to get them all happily married. But what happens when she finds the right men...but matches them up to the wrong girls? Will anyone find their happy ever after?
Snarktales From Fairyland: Opinionated Essays From a Disgruntled Narrator (Collection 1) by
Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 9,080. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2016 . Categories: Essay » Literature, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
One Folklorist Has Had It and He's Letting Fairyland Have It... The Snarky Narrator puts his frustrations on paper in a series of witty essays about the fairytales of Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast.
Dragon Saver: A Short Story by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,930. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Religious / Christian / Fantasy
Princess Teryn Is On a Mission... ...And its not to find a handsome prince! Teryn is determined to become a Real Heroine. Easier said than done, though. Especially when you're a klutzy lass, and your father is determined to marry you off to the first lovesick nincompoop who'll have you. But, with the help of a book-loving dragon, and some other magical creatures, Teryn may find a way out!
Falling Into Fairyland: The Quester's Pocketbook For Attracting Fairies by
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2016 . Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration
You are on a Mission. That Mission? Acquire a Fairy Companion of your very own. The only trouble is, you haven't the vaguest notion where to begin your search. Or what fairies like most in a Slightly Irregular But Nonetheless Lovable Sidekick such as yourself. Look no further. Here is the very handbook you will need!
Rescue Myself: Seven Tiny Retellings From Spunky Fairytale Heroines by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
What if you were cursed to dance every night, all night for ten years? What if you were enchanted so that jewels fell from your lips every time you spoke? What if you had to weave stinging nettles to save your enchanted brothers, but could not speak a word until they were free? Here you will find retellings where the fairytale heroines rescue themselves.
Gorgeous Girls and Beastly Folk: Another Opinionated Essay From the Same Disgusted Narrator (Snarktales From Fairyland 2) by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,420. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2015 . Categories: Essay » Literature, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
...Do you envy Beauty for her Gargantuan Library more than you do her prince? ...Have you ever thought it Rather Odd of the Beast to make such a fuss over a little rose? ...And was there or was there not a Roguish Suitor after Beauty's hand? So ask we all! These and many more questions the Snarky Narrator grapples with.
Grubby Maids and Glass Slippers: An Opinionated Essay on Cinderella From a Disgruntled Narrator (Snarktales From Fairyland 1) by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,760. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015 . Categories: Essay » Literature, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
...Does Cinderella ever strike you as a slightly dull Goody Goody? ...Do you ever suspect she is Not Exactly The Sharpest Knife In the Drawer? ...Have you ever thought that perhaps the fairy godmother would have been more help with the housework than with Finding a Prince Charming? You are not alone. The Snarky Narrator feels the same way.

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