LC Cooper


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About me:
Lady Chatterly Cooper, or LC Cooper as she became known, remains a Lady of the '80s. Pink high-tops (autographed by Rick Springfield) and checkerboard waffle Vans (a la "Fast Times at Ridgemont High") complement her ensemble of Jane Fonda leg warmers and Madonna junk jewelry. Because she's no longer perky and petite, parachute pants are a necessity and not a lingering fashion statement. She maintains her own sense of style and grace. Her daughters, Tiffany, Farah, and Demi, and her sons, Milli, Vanilli, and Bruce don't think so.
Disenchanted that she wasn't "discovered" while a groupie for Culture Club, Wild West and Wham, LC set a course for self respect and began writing. Her first book was a biography about that lovely couple, Sean Penn and Madonna. Although the project tanked, LC caught the writing bug. Gone were the days of scrawling invitations on men's-room walls.
LC hit the big time when Thunderbox Press published her kiss-and-tell exposé entitled, "Speedo Libido." Although some washed-up rockers found humor in it, ("Yeah, I shagged her," Rod Stewart supposedly said, "but who didn't I bang in the '80s?"), others, such as PeeWee Herman ("she was too old for me") and George Michael ("she doesn't even look like a dude") might have been offended. VH1 canned the TV series based on the book when a test audience preferred to see Ozzy flitting around his house in a dress instead of watching LC's aged, saggy boobs flop around in her red one-piece swimsuit in slow motion on camera.
Once again trashed by the music industry, brokenhearted LC withdrew from the limelight and bought a secluded ranch in The Everglades. Not able to grow much in all that muck, the stinking goo inspired her second novel, "Stick in the Mud." This satire chronicled the price-fixing practices of the Recording Industry Association of Antarctica. Thumbing its nose at consumers, governments, and free-trade around the world, the RIAA fought to suppress "Stick in the Mud." Written from a male point-of-view, the book details how the RIAA takes the consumer up a dark and dirty path where no woman can go.
These days, LC enjoys spending long weekends with her David Hasselhoff inflatables. Whenever her dolls are worn out, LC manages the writing careers of her six children. When that happens, they buy her more dolls.


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Where to buy in print


My Slice of Heaven
By LC Cooper
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 98,030. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2012. Category: Fiction
NaNoWriMo 2012 book. Last updated 2012-11-29 18:17:09
Goal reached!
Losing her family leaves Claire fragile and alone. She befriends Frankie, a boy forever challenged by the ravages of childhood leukemia. How can Claire and Frankie rise above their rough start? Can others learn from them and heal a decades-old scar?
Heart's Lust
By LC Cooper
Price: Free! Words: 6,300. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2012. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Be careful what you wish for … you might get more than you ever imagined.
There Was a Knock at the Door
By LC Cooper
Price: Free! Words: 2,490. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2012. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
How would you react if your family was violated by a trusted government agency? It happens every day ...
Barefoot Homecoming
By LC Cooper
Price: Free! Words: 2,240. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2012. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
After years spent traveling and wandering to live the corporate dream, it's time to come home.
Man Cave
By LC Cooper
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 62,280. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2012. Category: Fiction
Homelife wrecked, Adam agrees to spend his birthday camping with his best friend, Eric. What they must endure will test the limits of their friendship … and their sanity. Adventure-seekers at heart, these men have no idea what awaits them in Manton.
Diary of a Reluctant Vampire
By LC Cooper
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 57,370. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2012. Category: Fiction
Eugene faces more than the usual challenges of a young teen. He's given a very short time to decide whether or not to become a vampire. He trips into love, but is it too late? What will his stepmother and stepsister say if he joins the forever-damned? The perks are incredibly tempting. Oh, what's a goofy little kinda-vampire to do?
By LC Cooper
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,270. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2012. Category: Fiction
John Odapobi loses his dream date, thanks to Jennifer Funkhauser's aching bladder. Blizzards and cranky old men have nothing on these two. Although angst, animosity, and anger run deep, John and Jennifer must rely on each other to survive Margo's challenge. John and Jennifer's antics lead to the destruction of what's usually a peaceful event. From the ashes, can they salvage the season?
Simmering Consequences
By LC Cooper
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 77,640. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2011. Category: Fiction
NaNoWriMo 2011 book. Last updated 2011-11-28 05:05:19
Goal reached!
Can we repair mistakes? What happens when the relationship between best friends detonates? Some embrace the electric excitement of change, while others retreat inward and dream of reliving the glory days. Rebecca Perkins travels a slippery slope as she winds her way through Ryan and Savannah Meyers' marriage. She'll do anything to keep the friendship alive.
One Lousy Wish
By LC Cooper
Price: Free! Words: 3,180. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2011. Category: Fiction
0.5 star(4.50 from 4 reviews)
Jilted by her estranged husband, Cheryl Evans laments spending the weekend alone at a luxurious resort. If given the chance, will she make lemonade?
Dan's Accidental Convertible
By LC Cooper
Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2011. Category: Fiction
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
When married to the neighborhood's hot-head, strained friendships and frayed nerves become ominous warning signs that change must occur. Enough is enough.
Of Yellow Snow and Christmas Balls
By LC Cooper
Price: Free! Words: 5,230. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2010. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Aren't holiday family portraits wonderful? Come read the story of how one of ours became known as "Yellow Snow and Christmas Balls."
The Voices of Cellar's Bridge
By LC Cooper
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 117,360. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2010. Category: Fiction
NaNoWriMo 2010 book. Last updated 2010-11-30 21:04:10
Goal reached!
There are two sides to every story. "The Voices of Cellar's Bridge" chronicles two very different viewpoints about the same events. In the first tale, "Katherine's Hope," Katherine Newton grows to lead an empire. Her choices drive her to Haddaway Island and to Cellar's Bridge. "Hattie's Crossing" tells the story of adventurer Hattie McCabe. She finds more than trouble at Cellar's Bridge.
Halloween's Perfect Storm
By LC Cooper
Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2010. Category: Fiction
0.25 star(4.25 from 4 reviews)
What happens when all elements come together one fateful night to create Halloween's "Perfect Storm?"
By LC Cooper
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,460. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2010. Category: Fiction
0.5 star(4.50 from 4 reviews)
What happens to a restoration mechanic when he stumbles upon an insidious secret left hidden within the shadows of an evolutionary nightmare? "Legacy," a fast-paced adventure novel is the tale of one man’s quest to realign the natural course of history. Events rooted in the final frantic days of World War II follow a carefully orchestrated plan that heralds in a new era for humanity.

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LC Cooper's favorite authors on Smashwords

Smashwords book reviews by LC Cooper

  • Dawn Debris: A Comic Book Without Illustrations on Oct. 16, 2010
    The summary drew me in, but I didn't like this story. Perhaps it isn't in the correct category - I was expecting it to be humorous. It was difficult to follow; had to re-read several paragraphs and still didn't get the intent from most; and the ending seemed hurried and fell flat. The author has a book in one of Smashwords' top-downloads lists. I suggest reading it and leaving this one alone.
  • Windy Pudding: A Chuck & Wayne Adventure on Oct. 16, 2010
    star star star
    Very clever. I liked the POV and the way the story played out. I don't get the character Kevin's contribution to the story. Then, why didn't Chuck & Wayne tell the police who came up with the plan?
  • The Rumors Swirling About James Patterson (Story) on Oct. 25, 2010
    star star star star
    Well done! Witty and perfectly sarcastic. Would have liked to read more - wrapped up too quickly, the story seemed to run out of steam at the end. Still, a very entertaining read.
  • Madeleine's Life, A Short Story on Dec. 06, 2010
    star star star star
    Such a pathetically sad tale. Makes me want to hug Madeleine and her brother and tell them everything's going to turn out just fine - even though it will never be as good as before. Then, I'll kick the mother in her butt for lashing out at her children. A sap for happy endings, I needed a ray of hope & sunshine, which I didn't get. Madeleine is so sweet. Well done developing her character. Would have liked to read more about the family's, especially Madeleine's, adjustment over time. I encourage you to develop the backstory leading to her father's death, as well as that of their ongoing adjustments. I think the whole picture would make for a very interesting "coming of age" story.