Funny and Hilarious Blonde Jokes!
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: Someone said that the drinks were on the house.
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Q: How would a blonde kill a fish?
A: She would try to drown it.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: Put her in front of a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say hello.
Funny and Hilarious Job Jokes!
Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back!
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Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
A: He wanted them to lay colored eggs!
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Q: What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
A: Lawsuits!
Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Adults!
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student: When you can’t get your jeans over your thighs.
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Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don’t smile in a bad neighborhood.
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I love the lines men use to get us into bed.
Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.
What am I, a microwave?
Funny and Hilarious Vampire Jokes
Q: Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
A: Because they are always out for blood!
Q: Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
A: The girl necks door!
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite cartoon?
A: Batman
Q: How does a witch say “goodbye” to a vampire?
A: So long sucker!
Funny and Hilarious Ghost Jokes!
Q: What kind of mistake did the ghost make?
A: A boo boo!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Ice scream!
Q: What do ghosts drink in the morning?
A: Coffee with one scream two sugars!
Q: What did the ghost eat for dinner?
A: Spook-ghetti!
Funny and Hilarious Monster Jokes!
Q: Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
A: He had a crush on her!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a pen?
A: The Ink-credible Hulk!
Q: How do you stop a monster from smelling?
A: Cut off its nose!
Q: What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
A: We live on the same block!
The Funniest Insect Jokes in the World!
Q: How do you take an injured bug to the hospital?
A: With an antbulance!
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Q: How do fleas travel?
A: By itch-hiking!
Q: What do insects learn in school?
A: Mothmatics!
Funny and Hilarious Cat Jokes (Dog Jokes included)
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Q: Where do cats write down notes?
A: On scratch paper!
Q: Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
A: They have short tales!
Q: How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
A: Melon-collie!
151+ Funny Dog Jokes
Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs that have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A Rottweiler on a playground.
Q: Which dog can tell time?
A: A watchdog.
The World's Best Insult Jokes!
-100+ funny insults and jokes
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You’re so dumb… you thought the Harlem Shake was a drink!
You’re so fat… you fell out of both sides of the bed!
You’re so poor… you wash your paper plates!
Your feet are so big your shoes need license plates!
101+ Funny Music & Musician Jokes
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