Laura Roberts can leg-press an average-sized sumo wrestler, is a word-game enthusiast who sucks at Scrabble, and has written at least one of her novels in just three days. She is the founding editor of Black Heart Magazine and publishes whatever strikes her fancy at Buttontapper Press. She currently lives in an Apocalypse-proof bunker in sunny SoCal with her artist husband and their literary kitties, and can be found on Twitter @originaloflaura.
Blurring the lines between fact and fiction, Laura has penned 14 books, including the alphabetical travel guides Montreal from A to Z and San Diego from A to Z, the offbeat writing guides NaNoWriMo: A Cheater’s Guide and Confessions of a 3-Day Novelist, and the satirical adventure tale, Ninjas of the 512. She is also the editor of the poetry collection, Haiku for Lovers, and the new annual anthology, Everything I Need to Know About Love I Learned from Pop Songs.
When Mark O'Malley, Notre Dame's favorite father, is found murdered in the rectory, Carmelite wannabe Sister Mary Gloria turns to famed stripper-turned-sleuth Venus Delmar for help. Following a wild trail across Paris, Venus discovers that the root of all evil isn't a love of money – it's the Catholic church! But will she be able to solve the case before the mysterious Latin lover kills again?
A series of linked flash fiction, Mayday runs on pure adrenaline.
It all starts when Private Felstein receives a mysterious postcard, summoning him to an exotic destination. But who has sent for him, and why?
Tired of the same old guidebooks? Learn where to go and what to do from a local!
This alphabetical city guide looks at Chicago – and tourism – from a whole new angle, letting readers browse the city at their own pace.
*And enjoy unique trivia you just won’t get from the other guys!
Ever listened to a love song and felt like it was written just for you? Have you ever helped yourself get through a tough breakup by listening to your favorite song? Maybe you and your current flame have one song that feels like it simply belongs to you as a couple? If you've ever been in love - with a person OR a song - this book's for you!
Want to write your books faster? Learn the tricks that bestselling authors use to succeed!
In this book you'll learn:
* How to write an entire book, from start to finish, in just three days;
* How to outline your story to achieve success;
* What you'll need to write your book in just 72 hours;
Plus plenty of tricks and tips for writing faster, smarter, and harder.
Bonsai and... bondage? Welcome to the curious world of BDSM and the people who enjoy it.
Erotica writer Laura Roberts' short story explores the surprising similarities between the carefully curated growth of tiny trees and the initiation of a new submissive to her domme.
The second in Buttontapper Press's "Quickie" series will take your breath away and leave you panting for more.
In the mood for love? Looking to spice up your boudoir? Kick your love life up a notch with 69 Sexy Haiku, written to entice, seduce and delight lovers at play. From sensual poetry that will massage your senses to truly explicit mini-fantasies, these 69 poems explore love, lust and intimate relations with a personal twist. Inspire your lover with a private reading tonight!
Tired of the same old guidebooks telling you what to do and where to go? This alphabetical city guide looks at Montreal - and tourism - from a whole new angle, letting readers browse the city at their own pace. Learn about local favorites, tourist attractions, and cultural oddities through the eyes of a long-time resident, and enjoy unique trivia you just won't get from the other guys!
Francesca "Frankie" Parker, Montreal's only sexy tour guide, is at it again. Introducing tourists to Montreal's Underground City, she's got more sexy stories to share, and plenty more lusty lads and ladies to keep entertained. Curious? Let Frankie be your guide in part two of this new erotic series from author Laura Roberts.
Francesca "Frankie" Parker is Montreal’s go-to tour guide for all things seductive in the Underground City. Business is pleasure for the charming, sophisticated, and tantalizing femme fatale. “Sexy Tourism for Canada’s Fetish Capital” is what her card promises, and mon ami, she delivers.
Love, lust and desire take the form of cheeky, romantic and sexy haiku in this anthology from Buttontapper Press. Featuring the work of haiku masters, poetry aficionados and a handful of newcomers to the scene, Haiku For Lovers will sweep you off your feet, plant one on your lips and fly you to the moon. Share a few short, sweet and sassy poems with your lover this Valentine's Day - or any day!
Love, lust, sex, relationships, kinky, queer, questioning, BDSM, swingers, threesomes and plenty more fetish and fantasy topics can be found between the sheets of THE VIXEN FILES: NAUGHTY NOTES FROM A MONTREAL SEX COLUMNIST, a new collection of true erotic stories from Laura Roberts.
THE PORTABLE LAURA ROBERTS is a sampler of author Laura Roberts' crime fiction, erotica, poetry and literary fiction from around the web. Why scatter your brain searching for these gems when you can read them all in one place on your favorite portable reading device?
Laid off from her job, high school history teacher Suzie Jimenez doesn't get mad--she goes rogue! Joining a rebel band of ninjas in their quest to fight the power and the pirates that support it, Suzie is swept up in the ultimate battle between good and evil. Can one woman beat the system, or will Suzie be consigned to the dustbin of state history?
Peter Peckerwood thought he was the best thing to happen to women since Charles Bukowski. Of course, if you’ve ever read any Bukowski, right now you’re asking yourself “Who’d ever want to be such an asshole?” Thus begins The Unbelievably True Story of the World’s Worst Sex, a hilariously true tale of one woman’s journey through sexual hell and back.
WHERE TO GET LAID IN MONTREAL is a cheeky how-to cum tour guide to the Sin City of the North.
The sixth in the QUICKIES series, this short piece will satisfy your most indecent urges and help put you in the mood for a little Montreal love.
18+ with a sense of adventure only.
James Bond gets shaken, not stirred, in this steamy erotic parody. Enjoy the art of the tease with a few martinis in this short piece that will have Mr. Big exploring your Octopussy with his Thunderball.
A brief how-to manual, sex writer Laura Roberts presents the short guide, "How to Suck Better" as a public service for anyone who aspires to be better in bed. Geared towards helping all the ladies and gay men of the world to learn how to perform fellatio like champs, this quickie aims to educate, entertain and enlighten as it stimulates the reader's imagination. (18+ with a sense of humor only.)
Montreal, Sin City of the North. It's a slow night at the bar for Frankie Parker - a working girl looking for a good time.
When she stumbles upon a sexy stranger, Frankie finds there's more to his singular charms.
This short erotic story, the third in the Buttontapper Press "Quickie" series, will leave you weak at the knees begging for more from Frankie's mystery man.
"Top 5 Reasons You Can't Get Laid in Montreal" is a succinct guide to getting it on in the Sin City of the North. If you're having problems locating a lady (or gentleman) to do your erotic bidding, consider consulting this quickie for a few tips on how to tame the locals!
Perfect for those who hate to read wordy poetry, San Diego-based author Laura Roberts' new HAIKU FOR HATERS ebook contains only 24 painless pages of 5-7-5s. Covering subjects as diverse as pop-star Prince to Chairman Mao and rowdy revolution, this is the first in the "Haiku for ____" series, with more coming soon; be sure to collect them all! (Print version available at Buttontapper.com.)