Lauren Cassidy

Biography

Lauren Cassidy is a storyteller who draws inspiration from everyday life and the daily grind. Born and raised in New York, her stories are intended to make you laugh out loud, and realize you're not the only one weird things happens to. She has flown a small plane, has a fear of snorkeling, driven a coach bus through a church parking lot and lied to get her first job. It's been said she can be snottier than a Kleenex when hungry, so regular feeding times are highly recommended. Her imagination runs wild and is hard to tame. When not working as a Customer Service Manager she spends time with her equally twisted husband on their bike built for two. She has two adventurous Labs named Lewis and Clark who can steal the show and melt your heart. She will make you want to dance in the rain and take the road less traveled because that's where the fun is hiding!

Where to find Lauren Cassidy online

Twitter: @onebuttonoff

Books

One Button Off - Misadventures in Bed Making
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 730. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2018. Categories: Essay » Author profile, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Have you ever had those moments where you wish someone witnessed what just happened? The following essay is a glimpse at life inside our bedroom, just for a moment. The interaction between husband and wife and a hysterical journey through a simple task. If you ever thought changing the sheets was easy you will certainly think twice about it now!
One Button Off - Self Torture Day
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,410. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Author profile
The following essay is a glimpse at life inside my head, my thoughts at the time of a somewhat normal situation.
One Button Off - God Save the Pedestrians
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 970. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Outdoor activities
The following collection of essays are a glimpse at life inside my head, my thoughts at the time of a somewhat normal situation. The unfiltered version of me, which most will never know. Join me as I shop through Kohl’s, battle customers in a fit of rage, and have my own mini meltdowns in the SUPERmarket. Sit back, relax, and grab a cocktail. You're in for a bumpy ride.
One Button Off - My Migraine's The unFAIRWAY
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 970. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Essay » Author profile
The following collection of essays are a glimpse at life inside my head, my thoughts at the time of a somewhat normal situation.

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