Lefty Tightbottom III


Lefty grew up in a town, probably near you.

Lefty was born to parents, most likely a man and a woman though this has been debated.

Lefty loves action, horror, and porn. This much is probably obvious from the story you just read.

Lefty is a great admirer of Layla Prince, Stephen King, and Fisthand McManlythrob. Seriously.

Lefty doesn’t like to be touched. Unless you’re name is Yoga Pants Grabber. That’s just hot, right there.

Lefty is awesome.


Stroke It Hard: With a Vengeance
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,700. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2014 by Third Phase. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Christmas gets serious when a New York cop visits his ex-wife in L.A. only to find himself wrapped up in a terrorist plot full of naked women and huge black dongs. Can he extend his long arm of the law in time to save everyone and get the girl(s)?

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