Limey Lady

Biography

Here's a confession for you: I'm not sure if "Limey Lady" is a pseudonym or my alter ego. Back in 2016, when she came into being, she was definitely a nom de plume. Now, however, I am not so sure.

As background, I have always written stories but, up to 2009, writing took a backseat, way behind the demands of my family and career. Then a life-changing medical condition . . . well, it changed everything for and about me. Suddenly I had/have time to spare. Suddenly I was/am churning out tale after tale.

I was born in York but brought up in West Yorkshire, in part of the Aire Valley often described as "Bronte Country". I must say, though, that although most of my stories are set locally, they have little in common with the fine works of Charlotte, Emily and Anne. So far my output can be divided into two: long stories featuring ne'er-do-wells, guns and some violence . . . and shorter stories featuring "liberated" women who rarely do what they're supposed to do.

Limey Lady was created to be the author of the short stuff. But the longer novels all include feisty, uncooperative females - much like her characters - so I'm going to put her name to both as I publish on Smashwords.

Watch this space . . .

Smashwords Interview

Describe your desk
I don't have one. I work on a laptop balanced on my lap.
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I grew up in Keighley in the "wild west" of West Yorkshire (believe me, for years the sign welcoming visitors to town had been written over with "twinned with Dodge City"!). The place is actually a lot nicer than I just made it sound, and is surrounded by fields and hills and moors. It was, however, the site of one of the first Ripper attacks (as schoolkids we used to eat fish and chips in the alleyway where he struck).

Influence-wise, I'd say I use run-down industrial towns set in spectacular countryside. And, Heather's Busy Week aside, a lot of my work has a serial killer or two lurking in the background.
Read more of this interview.

Books

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Bundle Three
Series: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Price: Free! Words: 21,120. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica
Four more stories about girls with big characters, few inhibitions and enormous appetites. Read on to hear about first-time lesbian experiences, older women, anal, instant attraction and a complete absence of reservations. Hot and horny, these girls have the lot.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Bundle Two
Series: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Price: Free! Words: 22,540. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Four more stories about girls with big characters, few inhibitions and enormous appetites. Read on to hear about first-time lesbian experiences, older women, anal, instant attraction and a complete absence of reservations. Hot and horny, these girls have the lot.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Bundle One
Series: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Price: Free! Words: 18,400. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » General
Four short stories featuring girls who love to have sex, sex, sex. This collection includes all sorts of tastes. Straight, lesbian, inter-racial, dominant, submissive . . . there really is something to tickle all fancies.
A First Date With The Devil
Price: Free! Words: 11,820. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Horror » Occult
Mary Rose is a successful young lawyer who plays as hard as she works. That is to say, she does in theory. In practice she works ridiculously long hours and playtime rarely seems to happen. The idea of attending a well-to-do gathering where no-strings sex is freely available appeals to her no end. Okay, so she's been warned about the masks and amateur dramatics, but what could possibly go wrong?
Don't Go Breaking My Heart
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,780. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
Christmas has been fun but now Angie has some catching up to do with "friends" back at uni. First, however, she feels the need to stop off in Manchester, to give a certain sex shop sales assistant some very positive feedback.
Come on Eileen
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,020. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Her university is relatively deserted over Christmas but Angie can still find a few girls to help while away the hours before her big date.
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,620. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
If university term-time was fun, Angie's Christmas only gets better!
Ruby Tuesday
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,970. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
By now settled in at university, Angie makes a resolution to be more forward. Not that her sex-life has been particularly lacking. No, she just believes that, with a little more effort, there are new opportunities in Lesbians' Corner, waiting to be taken.
Fat Bottomed Girls
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,780. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
A week into university life and Angie's sex life has never been better. What, with older women and beautiful virgins queuing up to sleep with her . . .
Tonight's the Night
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,990. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Angie's ongoing university "education" continues in two unlikely directions: a seeming virgin and a girl with a cock.
Since You've Been Gone
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,100. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Free at last from the restrictions of home life, Angie arrives at university eager to learn. And she's certainly chosen the right place!, With almost immediate effect, she starts meeting like-minded women, all keen to help her ongoing education.
Three Times a Lady
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,810. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Finishing Sixth Form was always going to be the end of an era. Old friends lost forever and all that. True to form, Angie marks leaving with a whole load of new beginnings. And "three" really is the magic word . . .
Another One Bites The Dust
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,040. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
Once started, there is no stopping Angie. And most of her friends are as bad . . .
Art For Art's Sake
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,740. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
At eighteen, a tall skinhead with broad shoulders and a mannish body, Angie has embarked on a voyage of discovery. And, now the voyage has truly begun, the discoveries are coming thick and fast.
Angie Baby
Series: Angie's Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,760. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
Angie is eighteen with an inadequate self-image. Tall, broad-shouldered and built like a man, she doesn't think anyone will ever want her. But oh, isn't she wrong!
Re-Bedding The Boss
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,970. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Heather's new career in banking wasn't supposed to include workplace relationships, and especially not with high flying executives. Trouble is that for her relationships are like buses: she waits for ages then two come along at once . . .
Short and Sweet
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,350. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Chrissie sets out canvassing for the 2017 General Election thinking only of drinks in the pub afterwards. But that's before she canvasses at a remote farmhouse where seemingly anything can happen.
Daddy's Girl
Price: Free! Words: 11,760. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Nat is devastated when her wicked witch of a mother shows her true colours. How could Mother betray Daddy so foully! Rushing to comfort him is the natural thing to do. But seeing him broken and beaten stirs new emotions. Seeing him like that makes her realize she would do anything for Daddy.
Heather's Busy Week - Omnibus Edition
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 117,190. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Proud to describe herself as "well on the lezzie side of bi", Heather has been sexually active during her time at university; very, very active indeed. Now, late April and into the final term of her three year course, she believes she has little to learn from lovers of either sex. In fact she's even considering having a couple of months of celibacy and revision. Fat chance of that, though!
Friday Night Fun
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,700. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Although Heather always describes herself as "well on the lezzie side of bi" she hasn't recently had much time for blokes. But, unexpectedly dateless and with a party to go to, she decides she might just make an exception . . .
Bedding The Boss
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,660. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Erotic, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Heather has completed her rather extended "gap year" and decided it's time to settle down and start a career. Being an intelligent, highly qualified girl, the world of high finance seems like a sensible option. Determined to be as successful as always, she even decides to avoid workplace relationships. That should be easy for a strong-minded young lady, shouldn't it . . .
Davina Does Scotland
Series: Davina. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,070. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Back on the market after finding and losing a live-in lover, Davina looks for diversions north of the border.
Best Served Cold
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 161,870. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Twenty-eight and, in her own words, "well on the lezzie side of bi", Heather Hunter’s career is going from strength to strength. And her sex life is as chaotic as ever. After five years of limiting herself to (more or less) one bloke and quite a few girls, she decides to widen her horizons. Unfortunately, she picks a minor crime boss as her new male lover . . .
Davina Does Older Women
Series: Davina. Price: Free! Words: 11,310. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
School is out for good for Davina. Inspired by adventures with her games teacher, she decides to explore possibilities with more mature ladies.
Davina Does Easter
Series: Davina. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,870. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
Not so long ago Dave was an innocent virgin. Now, still inspired by her "discovery" of sex, she is copping off with as many bi-curious girls as she can. And her teachers aren't all safe from her, either!
Davina Does Christmas
Series: Davina. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,080. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
Three months ago Dave was an innocent virgin. Now, inspired by her "discovery" of sex, she is ready to cop off with as many bi-curious girls as she can. And the opportunities at all those sixth form parties! Some nights it's almost impossible to fail.
Davina Again
Series: Davina. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,720. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
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Dave, spurning her given name of “Davina”, has records to set straight. Okay, so she is a boring IT nerd, but she’s had more lovers than Don Juan. Angry at being the low point in a three-girl triangle, she’s ready to strike back. Having recently lost her virginity she now tells how she came out and started to experiment.
Davina
Series: Davina. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,170. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
Dave, spurning her given name of “Davina”, has records to set straight. Okay, so she is a boring IT nerd, but she’s had more lovers than Don Juan. Angry at being the low point in a three-girl triangle, she’s ready to strike back. Starting with losing her virginity as an eighteen-year-old, now she bares all.
No Holds Barred in Munich
Series: No Holds Barred. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,190. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure, Fiction » Sports
Trish finds interesting ways to relax ahead of her latest rematch with Victoria.
Heather's Hectic Weekend Part Four
Series: Heather's Hectic Weekend. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,230. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Having survived her hectic weekend Heather wants an uncomplicated, stress-free Monday at uni. Hey, she even plans to revise for her forthcoming final exams. It never occurs to her that she still might be in danger . . .
Heather's Hectic Weekend Part Three
Series: Heather's Hectic Weekend. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,980. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Heather has a very full Saturday and Sunday as she has sex with three different women and tries to frame a fearsome drug dealer. As weekends go it is rewarding but not at all relaxing!
Heather's Hectic Weekend Part Two
Series: Heather's Hectic Weekend. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,780. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Heather's relaxing Friday night is anything but. And that resolution to limit herself to just one lover this weekend only lasts a matter of hours.
Heather's Hectic Weekend Part One
Series: Heather's Hectic Weekend. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,700. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
After the busiest week in her life Heather intends to have a relaxing weekend. She's taken seven different lovers in the last week but for the next few days she's going to limit herself to just one. She is also going to limit her non-sexual excitement to none at all. Unfortunately for her, the rest of the world has other ideas . . .
Sammy Jo Tries Team Building
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
Sammy Jo and Heather can't seem to keep their hands off each other. Overnighting in the same pub after a day of team bonding can only end one way . . .
Sammy Jo Has Another Big Night
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,840. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Seven years ago Heather gave Sammy Jo her best-ever night of sex. Surely it can't happen again . . .
Sammy Jo Has a Big Night Out
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,090. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » New adult
Sammy Jo has had a bad week. Her employers are melting down even faster than the rest of the banking universe. But forget them for now. It's Friday night. Booze and sex are all the therapy she needs. And any partner will do . . .
Heather Falls in Love Part Three
Series: Heather Falls in Love. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,870. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Erotica » General
Heather’s return to Albany gives her chance to keep on “catching up with missed opportunities”. It seems as if every beautiful girl in the city wants to date her, especially the ones she’s slept with before. And better still, as “father of the bride” she gets to go on the buck’s night as well as Ingrid’s hen night . . .
Heather Falls in Love Part Two
Series: Heather Falls in Love. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 20,660. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Disaster strikes when Ingrid falls for an Australian Viking-like surfer. After a year and a half of being a one-woman woman Heather responds by “catching up with missed opportunities” as she continues their world tour alone. Sadly, not all the people she meets are what they seem.
Heather Falls in Love Part One
Series: Heather Falls in Love. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 20,590. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Heather is not renowned for long, slow seductions; her usual courtships tend more towards wham , bam thank you ma'am. Her travelling companion is, however, reputedly straight and she has promised to keep things platonic. But she has always had issues with temptation. How far will she last without making a move? And just how straight is Ingrid anyway?
Unconsecrated Ground
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 138,420. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Erotica » General
Beautiful, bisexual and only twenty-four, Heather Hunter has completed an extended gap year and returned to her roots. By no means ready to settle down, determined to at last make use of her qualifications, she’s aiming for a career in banking and is lucky enough to be based in her old home town. Historic serial killers aside, nothing of note ever happens there. What could possibly go wrong?
No Holds Barred in Boston
Series: No Holds Barred. Price: Free! Words: 12,520. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Sports
After disappearing off the map Trish bounces back in style.
Two Sides to Every Story
Price: Free! Words: 42,690. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Beautiful globe-trotting Kat has a lot of previous with Davina. They have co-habited three times in-between her travels. Then, during Kat’s ill-fated trip to Australia, Davina meets somebody new. Mikela is young and very foxy. Davina has had flings before but this time she says she’s in love. Is it fourth time unlucky for Kat? Will she be reconciled with her soulmate or will Mikela prevail?
No Holds Barred in Belfast
Series: No Holds Barred. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,500. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure, Fiction » Sports
After being set up and betrayed by two fellow divas Trish decides to respond in kind.
No Holds Barred in London
Series: No Holds Barred. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,770. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
When Trish accepts a supper invitation from a fellow wrestler she expects it includes intimacy . . . but not intimacy with her hated rival, Victoria!
Dangerous Dealings
Price: Free! Words: 15,510. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Huyton preys on street dealers. He's good at that and doesn’t expect to find any serious opposition when he arrives in West Yorkshire. Made on Merseyside and finished off in Manchester, he is a scary giant of a man. When he makes a demand even the really hard-cases usually wilt. And the ones that don't wilt live to regret it . . . if they're lucky.
New Beginnings Conclude
Series: New Beginnings. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,980. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Up until only weeks ago Mikki thought she was a straight girl with a low sex drive. Big mistake! A chance encounter at work turns her life upside down. Scales fall from her eyes. Suddenly she’s in love . . . with a girl!
New Beginnings Revive
Series: New Beginnings. Price: Free! Words: 11,900. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Estranged from her first love, Mikki embarks on a voyage of self-discovery. Being a lesbian is, she realizes, much more fun than being straight. There are so many opportunities to be taken now she knows what she's looking for! If only she could get Davina out of her head . . .
New Beginnings Falter
Series: New Beginnings. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,610. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Adult
At first Mikki's romance is all sunshine and light. But now, after two weeks of sheer bliss, things start to go wrong. Davina's ex is back from her travels, swiftly easing back into her old role. The ex is, of course, beautiful and incredibly experienced. How on earth can Mikki compete with a creature like that!
New Beginnings Advance
Series: New Beginnings. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,700. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Mikki's new relationship is better than anything she'd ever dreamed of. And at first, although everyday commitments keep interfering, the course of true love couldn't possibly run more smoothly. She is eager to learn from her more experienced lover, who is just as eager to share. They are soulmates. destined to be together forever. Aren't they?
New Beginnings
Series: New Beginnings. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,550. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Up until only weeks ago Mikki thought she was a straight girl with a low sex drive. Big mistake! A chance encounter at work turns her life upside down. Scales fall from her eyes. Suddenly she's in love . . . with another girl!
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