Linda Jordan

Biography

Linda Jordan lives in the rainy wilds of the Pacific Northwest and writes Fantasy and Science Fiction, for adults and teens. She includes strange plants, weird animals and bizarre situations in her stories. She’s attempting to perfect the genre of Optimistic Post Apocalyptic Fiction as well as Old Women Transforming Stories. In the real world she avoids pulling weeds, vacuuming and having any fashion sense. A perfect day involves staying in her pajamas, watching fluffy movies and eating chocolate. The odds of such simple things coinciding are surprisingly astronomical.

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Books

Love & the Aliens
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 35,310. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
Set in Earth’s near future, a group of aliens, called the Unity, have masterminded a peaceful takeover and simultaneously made things better and mucked things up. Stories of love, espionage, art, movies, conspiracies and even a cat or two. Includes ‘Joe’s Milky Way Cafe’, ‘Chocolate is My Destiny’, ‘Long Past Time,’ ‘Unexpected Contact’, ‘Trust’ and 'Walking Away from the Past'.
Walking Away from the Past
Series: Love & the Aliens, Book 6. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,560. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
A 'Love & the Aliens' story. Suicide or Murder? Political Espionage? Producers shutting down the film? Aliens, technological breakdowns and more hit Estelle on her last day of doing stunts for her current film. Can she survive it and turn her life around?
Trust
Series: Love & the Aliens, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,210. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
A 'Love & the Aliens' story. In Earth’s near future, the Unity, an alliance of aliens, is in power. Gena must keep the human communication system running. The system has other ideas. So does Soukis, an irresistible Catalpan Engineer. Are his ideas part of further takeover or a creative alien idea? And what does he want with her?
Unexpected Contact
Series: Love & the Aliens, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,190. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Is Bane, the shy, retiring ferny alien from Camassa, a hoarder or an artist? Can love exist between human & aliens? At a garage sale of the future, these & other important questions will be answered. Fluffy Science Fiction Short Story
Long Past Time
Series: Love & the Aliens, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,050. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Louisa’s agent persuades her to participate in his Art Tourism Program. At her secluded mountain home aliens arrive from three very different planets to watch her paint. What could go wrong? Fluffy Science Fiction Short Story.
Joe's Milky Way Cafe
Series: Love & the Aliens, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,860. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Fluffy science fiction. Stella waits tables at Joe’s, the hot place to hang for all the alien tourists. She knows just how to handle them until she meets the Senumian. Will she succumb to the chemical attraction or take charge of the situation?
Paradiso Stories
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 32,650. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Paradiso is a colonized planet used by humans for sexual tourism. The surface is a blazing desert. Beneath lie caves bursting with the aphrodisiac sanshay. The main inhabitants are strange humanoids with five genders and three horns. Inside you’ll find just a few of Paradiso’s stories of theft, love, deception and transformation.
Jake's Cave
Series: Paradiso Stories, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,610. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
New guy at the Paradiso Institute, Jake yearns for a career making archeological finds. Instead he’s trapped in a cave by an earthquake, beset upon by alien creatures and has to deal with a group of angry Paradisians. Will he survive and make it back to the human world? A Paradiso Story
The Path of Balance
Series: Paradiso Stories, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,410. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
On the sexual tourism planet, Paradiso, Priestess Asmara fights grief that her longtime guest must leave the planet and her body is beginning to age. Will she stay and mature into the honored role of Elder Priestess or leave to start a new life elsewhere in the galaxy? A Paradiso Story
The Shadow
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,750. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Science fiction » General
The Shadow destroyed our world and continues to chase down the remaining terrorized humans, engulfing everything in its path. No one knows what it is. Mirage escapes the falling city with the others, but they can’t see her. She’s injured. The Shadow is following close behind. A hopeful Post Apocalyptic read by the author of ‘Falling Into Flight’.
Talking to Yama
Series: Paradiso Stories, Book 4. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 10,520. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Reilly struggles against the harsh reality that is Paradiso, heat, sandstorms, and the aphrodisiac sanshay, to untangle a web of smuggling, dead miners and power plays. Will she find out who’s hiding the truth before they kill her? A Paradiso Story
Shifting Sands
Series: Paradiso Stories, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,410. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Lillian has never had a break in her life. Now she’s been nabbed for buying and selling native artifacts on Paradiso. This time there’s no running away. A Paradiso Story
Bibi's Bargain Boutique: A Collection
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 24,730. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Six short stories about magic, new beginnings and healing the past. Pull up a cozy chair, a cup of tea and enjoy! Includes ‘The Beaded Bag’, ‘The Doc Martens’, ‘The Chandelier’, ‘The Leather Jacket’, ‘The Teapot’ and ‘The Chair’.
The Chair
Series: Bibi's Bargain Boutique, Book 6. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,960. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Bibi’s spent her life helping others heal. What happens when she’s burnt out and needs help recovering? Who does she turn to in order to re-energize herself and keep helping others? A Bibi Story.
The Teapot
Series: Bibi's Bargain Boutique, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,970. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Elena’s life has gone down the tubes. Dumped by her lover, her friends have drifted away and now she’s had to close her business. What must she do to pull her life back together before all is lost? Can a magic teapot help? A Bibi Story.
The Leather Jacket
Series: Bibi's Bargain Boutique, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Margaux’s life is a mess: a controlling boyfriend, a full class load at the University where she can’t decide on a major, and her job cooking at a local cafe. Can a simple leather jacket with a whole lot of mojo make her stronger or will she crumble under the pressure? A Bibi Story.
Searching for Faeries
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,160. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Mariel came to Glastonbury to find faeries. Or was she really looking for a new life, one that fit? What she found turned her world upside down. What if you're not the only one looking? Fantasy short story.
The Chandelier
Series: Bibi's Bargain Boutique, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
It’s Mirabel’s 25th. Anniversary and her husband’s a no show. What will it take to resurrect her failing marriage and does she even want to? It’s time for a decision. A Bibi Story.
The Doc Martens
Series: Bibi's Bargain Boutique, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,220. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Devon’s hit bottom and needs to clean up or die. What will it take for her to get her act together and make her life move forward? A Bibi Story.
The Jeweled Worlds
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 188,650. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Three young women come into their own magic, each in a different Jeweled World and they struggle to protect the separate worlds against the same predator, a deranged sorceress. This omnibus includes the novels: The Black Opal, The Enigmatic Pearl and The Flaming Ruby in one volume. Also the short fiction: Adrift, Journey Into Darkness and Flames of Freedom, set in each of the worlds.
The Flaming Ruby
Series: The Jeweled Worlds, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 51,950. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Telea hunts the sorceress and finds herself deep in the desert of the Flaming Ruby. The tumultuous world is renewing itself. Telea must choose how she wants to change and find her place in the Jeweled Worlds. The Jeweled Worlds: Book 3
The Beaded Bag
Series: Bibi's Bargain Boutique, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,900. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Trina’s working hard to be a team player in an attempt to avoid getting laid off. She’s decided to go to the dreaded company Halloween party, and finds the perfect costume in a vintage store, along with the perfect bag. But does the bag have plans of its own? A Bibi Story.
The Enigmatic Pearl
Series: The Jeweled Worlds, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 38,790. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2012 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Amanda must track down and kill Nakia, the sorceress who murdered Amanda’s young son. What she doesn’t count on is the transformative powers of the Enigmatic Pearl. Will revenge triumph? The Jeweled Worlds: Book 2
The Black Opal
Series: The Jeweled Worlds, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 88,430. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Mira walks through Mom’s neighborhood on the island, sun streaming through the thick fog of Puget Sound. The lilacs smell heavenly and the morning feels glorious. Almost. Mira just got kicked out of her mentor’s house. For being incompetent. A magical failure. She watches her sister’s soul get snatched by two gruesome black dogs the size of bears. A coming of age story set in a dark magical world
Adrift: A Jeweled Worlds Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Her magic dried up, Arien is exiled from her chosen family. She must find her place in the Land of the Black Opal or face a lifetime alone. A Jeweled Worlds story.
Infected by Magic
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 52,700. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
She stomped down Fifteenth Ave. Her fists clenched, sweat making the T-shirt stick, but she kept going, her Docs pounding the sidewalk. Rage pooled in the shadows of huge trees. Angela hated her life, her parents, the world. Ever since she shot her brother in a hunting accident and killed him. Her parents divorced, Dad stopped talking to her. Going to Hell felt easy. Mythical coming of age.
Elemental: 5 Stories for Teens
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 18,750. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Five fantasy and science fiction stories for teens involving the elements: earth, air, fire and water plus the wonder and magic entangled in them. A homeless girl in Seattle who creates fire, a daughter of the wind who has no apparent gifts, a goddess in the making, a colony on another world where coming of age requires a deadly test, and a teen forced to unplug from technology.
My Singular Summer
Series: Elemental: 5 Stories for Teens, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Forced to switch off her technology for the summer, Eleni finds mystery and magic in her grandparent's garden. But what about love? Can she unplug and still survive?
Daughter of the East Wind
Series: Elemental: 5 Stories for Teens, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,820. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
A prisoner since birth, Asha escapes her mother, East Wind. While reveling in freedom and discovering the world, she finds her own hidden powers, and her soulmate. Does she have the courage to claim him?
Chocolate is My Destiny
Series: Love & the Aliens, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,960. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Science fiction fluff. Gwen finds chocolate, alien romance and more than she bargained for in this light science fiction short story.
Molten Glass
Series: Elemental: 5 Stories for Teens, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Fire can't burn her, but life sure has Homeless and broke at 18, Ingrid searches for a new life. Will her ability to create fire help or hurt her chances to become a new person?
The Test
Series: Elemental: 5 Stories for Teens, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,090. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Can you pass a test by failing? In a world where coming of age includes a test of survival, Tali realizes everything she's learned is wrong. Can she make the necessary changes to survive?
Elements
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 21,780. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Five short contemporary fantasies: selkies, faeries and sea monsters. Oh my! This collection includes short stories: Flight, A Breath from Elsewhere, Smoke & Fire, The Sea of Loneliness, and Crossing the Divide.
Sea of Loneliness
Series: Elements, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,960. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
When nothing else will heal you... Sabrina Finds a naked man on a deserted beach and gets more than she bargained for. Fantasy short story
Crossing the Divide
Series: Elements, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,520. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
It turns out one man really can save the world. Sholto’s dead brother left him a job to do. Save the world-once a year by performing a ritual. Problem is - Sholto’s a computer geek who doesn’t believe in the intangible. How can he move past his prejudice to confront the creature who will destroy earth? Fantasy Short Story.
Smoke & Fire
Series: Elements, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,300. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Sparks fly when the real dancing begins. Seraphina's ex trashed her self esteem and her passion for belly dancing plummeted. Her next partner helps her set the world on fire. Fantasy short fiction.
The Distance Between
Series: Elemental: 5 Stories for Teens, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,610. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Frejya needs to change in order to help the ones she loves. Can she meet the challenge? Can she become the Goddess she is meant to be? Goddesses are made, not born.
A Breath from Elsewhere
Series: Elements, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,160. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
This world or the other? In Seattle, Megan works hard to make the world better one garden at a time, but it isn't enough. How does she balance all that she wants, needs and dreams about? A strange man may have the answer. Contemporary fantasy short story.
Flight
Series: Elements, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,780. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2011 by Metamorphosis Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
How do you leave your soul mate? Oriana has to make the most heart wrenching choice of her life - stay with her twin in the life she’s always known or fly away and start a new life. Contemporary Fantasy Short Story.

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