Joe Thissen


Well hello!! Thank you for stopping by. I'm Joe and it's very nice to meet you. I'm a Colorado native, born and raised in the North Denver Metro area. I live in Northern Colorado now. I'm an avid fisherman, hiker, and mountain man. I love being in the mountains. Well I hope you'll enjoy my book(s). Take care!!

Smashwords Interview

Describe your desk
A table at Starbucks!
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I grew up in Denver, CO. Playing video games and reading up on myth and fantasy really influenced me to write. My first book is all about my life up to age 35 and the influence there was life events.
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Where to find Joe Thissen online


My writing promo
This is me on youtube talking about my books!


Julie the Pirate of the Middle Seas
By Joe Thissen
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 17,820. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2013. Category: Fiction
Arr matey!! A female pirate adventure awaits you!! This book leads you on a whirlwind tour across the globe for treasure buried deep with in! Join Julie on her adventure!
Nurse Johnstone "A Dirty Tail"
By Joe Thissen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,720. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012. Category: Fiction
A very naughty nurse who loves sex so much she's willing to kill for it. Will she be caught? Will she get away with murder? Find out in this erotic thriller by Joe Thissen! **Adult Content** MA-21+ only!!
The Elves of Jungleland "The Last Stand Part 2"
By Joe Thissen
Series: The Elves of Jungleland, Book 5. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 5,290. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2012. Category: Fiction
The final book in the Elves series; this books again picks up after the last one. This time we find out the battle plans between good and evil. A main character died in the last book see how he is immortalized. Will good conquer evil? Will Fin live? Babies?...What did they have? Only way to find out is to read the book!!
The Elves of Jungleland "The Last Stand Part 1"
By Joe Thissen
Series: The Elves of Jungleland, Book 4. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 12,310. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2012. Category: Fiction
The Fourth book in the series picks up where the third left off. Luna was kidnapped, a new enemy was created, and Fin is hurting. This time we find out if Luna is rescued or not. Rumors of another wedding and an expecting mother....
The Elves of Jungleland "Wraith's Revenge"
By Joe Thissen
Series: The Elves of Jungleland, Book 3. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 14,740. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2012. Category: Fiction
Book 3 in the series picks up where book 2 left off. Fin and Luna are tested in the Deep Forest but will they pass? The new enemy Wraith is assembling his Dark Army, but will the Jungleland Army be able to defeat it? A new king will be crowned, and rumors of a wedding are spreading! Only way to find out what will happen is to read book 3 of the Elves of Jungleland series!
The Elves of Jungleland "A Hero's Welcome"
By Joe Thissen
Series: The Elves of Jungleland, Book 2. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 8,440. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012. Category: Fiction
The second book in the "Elves" series starts off where book 1 stopped. Fin and Luna made their choice to enter the deep forest. War is about to break out, Wonderment needs a hero and...
The Elves of Jungleland "The Beginning"
By Joe Thissen
Series: The Elves of Jungleland, Book 1. You set the price! Words: 9,830. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction
The Elves of Jungleland is a fantasy series in which the world of Wonderment is attacked by an evil being known as Chaos. The series follows the events around Chaos' beginning and the life of an elf named Fin who is a troublemaker....
The Greatest Logical (Yet Total BS) Stories Ever Told
By Joe Thissen
Price: Free! Words: 3,900. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2012. Category: Fiction
Ever wondered how states got their names? Ever wonder how some sports teams got their names? Well in this book I take you on a logical yet total BS journey through the names...
Crystal and JC A Great American Love Story
By Joe Thissen
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 12,060. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2012. Category: Nonfiction
Small town love that blooms between two souls, through a few chance meetings they fall in love, move away from each other, and through fate are reunited...
Nice Guy's^People^Finish Last
By Joe Thissen
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 10,530. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2012. Category: Nonfiction
This is a auto biography and a self help book all in one. The life story of a really nice guy who seems to finish last when it comes to love, and releationships. As the road of life has been tough, he has learned to deal with adversity, and come back stronger then before.

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