Professor Mustard

Biography

some say a rogue ninja who was banished from his village because I remind them of a matter of honor I did and they ignored others an agent for hope come join me

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Books

Tree Womb
Price: $8.50 USD. Words: 15,540. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love, Poetry » Epic
Pretend you are a mountain, now plant a tree for the baby birds to sing, now if you are the words call out to your worms, furry birds, soft caress of flowers, feel inside the joy, an euphoric high for all to keep singing, to attract then attack the bees. This is a book of poems of Love, Life, and Laughter. Its like sleeping with a baked ham beneath the sheets.
Seducing Medusa
Price: $8.50 USD. Words: 82,520. Language: English. Published: August 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
A True Love story about a man with a mental illness who must go on a quest into the Land of Sain to save his unborn daughter.
A Hole Without Walls
Price: $8.50 USD. Words: 26,750. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2012. Categories: Poetry » Spiritual, Nonfiction » Psychology » Psychopathology / schizophrenia
I really do not know what to say, poetry can be so revealing, lower so many walls exposing one's heart, a very personal experience, that I feel a close relationship beginning between us, my heart is pounding fast, the compass I navigate with so perhaps I am on the right path, however I will not put out so easily, keep your hands to yourself! Ok, now Touch me! Give it! More! Oh I am a Poetry Store!
Prison of the Gods - Your Mind is the Key
Price: $8.50 USD. Words: 89,730. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Cyberpunk, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
I am the Mosquito Man whispering in your ear, singing all the songs you know you love to hear. Oh horror! Besides being a bad poet, the Mosquito Man is pure evil, fed off of fear, and even worse, he knows the secrets of life! Decoding the sun are we on the path to oblivion? Is this the end? No, (Whew!) it's just the beginning... of the end of the world? (Aaaack!)