Lydia Conwell


Based in London. Older than I want to be. Went to art school.

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The Boarding School for Magic
You set the price! Words: 53,770. Language: British English. Published: September 28, 2022. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
This is a story about a school for magic. It's a children's book written for adults who are partial to reading children's books. I wrote it for people who would like to read about a world full of magic, but written by an author whose political views aren't so crappy. Is this a kids' book? ... Yeah, sure, I suppose. But I wrote it for adults. Contains some racist, colonial language.
You set the price! Words: 36,840. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2022. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
News reports of a London terrorist bombing inexplicably go quiet. Then from out of the electronic noise of social media comes a post from an alleged survivor, who claims to have witnessed the truth of what happened that day. It was never a terrorist attack but a battle between super human beings.
Human Zoo
You set the price! Words: 22,820. Language: British English. Published: May 2, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Alternative history, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
You probably shouldn’t read this. This story is about three women who break into the zoo to have sex with the inhabitants. It’s called: Human Zoo.
Lipstick and Voodoo
Price: Free! Words: 6,880. Language: British English. Published: January 2, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This book is about a woman who eats lipstick to escape the tedium of her daily servitude. Also because she likes it.
Occult for Instant Coffee
You set the price! Words: 44,280. Language: British English. Published: January 1, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
The petty rivalry of two women creatives is aroused by the arrival of an intriguing, antisocial artist. As they get to know him things take a sinister turn when they discover a malign entity in one of the neighbouring studios who creates love potions in exchange for ordinary household items.
Glorious Killing Machine
You set the price! Words: 88,780. Language: British English. Published: November 22, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Science fiction » General
A young woman awakens to find she has been turned into a cyborg. Gaslighted by the assumed normality of her situation she represses her fears and accepts the abuses she is subjected to, compelled to embrace her fate in law enforcement.

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