Well I’m sure my husband and kids could tell you a few things no doubt. The stories from my siblings would be even worse, so I’ll write this myself in order to maintain some degree of control.
I am a writer, cartoonist and artist who works in acrylic, oils, ink. And sometimes a pencil with pooh bear on it.
I am married to a wonderful man and we have three young children who were all born within three and a half years (so I had 5 years of irregular sleep), and they are the inspiration for my comics. We live on the Kapiti Coast of New Zealand in an old house that has managed to take everything that we have thrown at it so far.
Disturbing Tales Of Suburbia
Short Story No 6
Do not try this at home. This book is for entertainment purposes only and is entirely fictional. It is not meant as instructions on how to get away with murder. I have checked with the police.
If you try to commit any of the crime in this FICTIONAL book you will be caught.