Mars Q, also known as Yellow Jesus and the Fortune Cookie Monster, is a bored, underappreciated, and underemployed high school supply teacher. He’s overeducated, undersexed, surly, idealistic, and probably a little too suicidal. But all Asian people are a little suicidal; we just don’t value a life without purpose as much as others I suppose. Mars is desperately seeking a reason to stay on this planet. He doesn’t believe in God but doesn’t really care if you do so long as you don’t try to make him care. He’s after the truth and justice no matter the shape, color, or form. Ideally, he’d like to get paid for his talents and services, just enough to put a roof over his head and food in his belly.
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Sons of Monkeys - A New Study Of The Human Animal By A Down On His Luck Chinaman With A Zoology Degree
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
By Mars Q
Published: November 5, 2013.
Sons of Monkeys will radically redefine the human species. In a ground-breaking re-evaluation of how we select our mates, zoologist and teacher Mars Q will explain the existence of war, genocide, and chronic poverty by treating humans like any other animal on the planet. No rock goes unturned as he smashes centuries of dogma and leaves the academic world scorched. Not even Jesus is off limits.
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