Martian L Beast

Biography

Not one to dismiss a tale without due consideration, Martian L. Beast has spent the past thirty years traveling throughout the North American wilderness, following leads and half-forgotten stories as he searches for creatures that science says don’t exist. His adventures have taken him to forgotten parts of the Southwestern desert, deep into the shadowed forests of the Rocky Mountains, and into the sweltering depths of the bayou.

Leaving no stone un-turned, and no bar-stool un-warmed, in his search for answers, Martian L. Beast has now turned his attention to sharing some of the more unusual tales from his adventures. While the names and dates may have been changed, the stories are straight from the mouths of the people whose lives have been forever changed by their erotic encounters with the unknown.

Smashwords Interview

So, this new set of short stories: is it only about people who thought they were having a paranormal experience?
Yes, mostly about people who just simply got very drunk and... How do I put this they had a very interesting and fun time usually with themselves. It may seem silly but to them, at the time it was very real and sometimes that's more important than the reality of the situation.
Of all the stories that you've written, some would say that "Titan" is the most impossible yet. What would you say to that?
Let's just say he was fortunate to be very wet at the time. He could have been killed for real or lost. I told him later on that the next time he goes spelunking to bring a rope and maybe an air tank. ;)
Read more of this interview.

Where to buy in print

Books

The Escape - Drunk Three - Drunken Tales of the Drunk
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,260. Language: American English. Published: May 8, 2018 by MLBeast Books. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
While chasing down clues regarding an unknown monster terrorizing a city, Martian finds an unconscious woman laying on the sidewalk. Her tale is gruesome and seems to match up with the stories, but something isn't quite right. Could she have found the monster he was searching for? Or have her own hidden fears crept into reality?
Voluptuous Vixen's Tale - Tree of the Elf Prince - Drunk Two - Drunken Tales of the Drunk
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,710. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2018 by MLBeast Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Martian discovers a voluptuous woman running naked down the road at night. Fighting through her distress, she relates a troubling story regarding a sexual encounter with an elf. Not one to accept things at face value, Martian examines the evidence while trying to comfort her. Could her story be true or would the evidence reveal the only crime was the one the woman committed against her liver.
The Demon Dog- Drunken Tales of the Drunk
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,940. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2018 by MLBeast Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
In the first of a new series, Martian shares the tale of a woman convinced she just had a paranormal experience. Martian soon discovers the only thing remarkable about her story is that she was able to tell it despite how much she had to drink. In Demon Dog, Martian reminds us that things aren’t always as they appear and sometimes we can’t trust what our eyes and beer-addled minds are telling us.
A Flat and the Werewolf
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,110. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2017 by MLBeast Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Fed up with her cheating boyfriend, Trisha heads to LA to pursue the one dream left to her. But a flat tire on a back road leads to a sensual encounter with a green-eyed stranger who insists these woods are filled with danger. Ignoring his warning, Trisha finds her life forever changed, forcing her into hiding. A surprise encounter with a monster hunter finally brings some normalcy to her life.
Titan - A Campfire Tale
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,500. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2017 by MLBeast Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
In this, the second of a short story erotica series, Martian L. Beast shares the startling tale of fellow hunter Steven. Following up on reports of multiple livestock disappearances, Steven finds himself inexplicably transported to a world populated by giant women. Compelled by the vision of a beautiful giantess bathing herself, Steven makes a choice that will haunt him for the rest of his life.
Muff Diving for Monsters - A Campfire Tale
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,510. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2017 by MLBeast Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica
When a group of monster hunters gets together around a campfire to unwind, you can be sure that beer and stories will be free-flowing. In this, the first of a short story erotica series, Martian L. Beast relays the tale of two friends reunited to figure out who --or what-- is behind a round of gruesome murders. But what they find is more than either of them could have bargained for.
Gator Man Lover - A Monster Erotica
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,340. Language: American English. Published: September 26, 2017 by MLBeast Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
(4.00 from 1 review)
Devastated by the death of her husband, Nelly hid deep within the bayou, resigning herself to a simple life of mourning. But the bayou is home to many secrets and one of those secrets had been watching her, waiting for just the right moment to give Nelly the very thing she longed for most in life.
The Sasquatch in My Tent - A Monster Erotica
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,740. Language: American English. Published: May 15, 2017 by MLBeast Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Embarking on a camping trip, Mary and Patricia had few expectations other than to get a little drunk and celebrate the end of their junior year of college. But something was watching them from the woods, watching as their friendship led to an eager exploration of each other’s bodies, waiting for a chance to take part in the action.