College freshman Jeep Trembley can’t wait to transfer to a better school. All he needs are better marks. Too bad he can’t concentrate. On anything. Especially not when his raging hormones are out of control, his best friend is his belligerent conscience, and one of his teachers is a sadist who’d rather insult students than lecture them.
Under the scrutinizing glare of the unforgiving sun and amidst a vast expanse of fine white sand, a weary Templar knight bravely fights an elusive foe to the death in order to preserve the sanctity of the Holy Land.