Mel Henry is a die-hard romantic with a flair for the dramatic. At the age of six, she wrote a children’s book based on the true story of the family of rabbits she rescued from her farm pond. It was a contender for a Newbery Award until the board found out she’d actually thrown the rabbits in the pond before said rescue. Since that time, she’s written dozens of short stories, passive-aggressive notes, math equations, restaurant reviews, romance novels and, most recently, the groundbreaking how-to manual on suing small town car lots entitled, “You Won’t Screw Me Without Buying Me Dinner First!” She was in the running for the Nobel Peace prize until she found out about it and told the committee, “Peace this, Bitches!” while throwing up what can only be described as Polish gang signs. She can be found most often in her war room swilling Absolut and Tweeting like a crazed hermit in solitary confinement. She’s devoted to her fans, followers and anyone who takes this bio seriously, as the only part that’s true is the sentence about vodka and Twitter. And possibly the passive-aggressive notes.
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